I hate studying. Like, really despise it. So here are 72 things I'd rather do than study:

1. Dry shave both of my legs
2. Wear jeans all day that are 4 sizes too small
3. Eat a whole box of “spoiled milk” flavored jelly beans
4. Randomly shout in the middle of every class
5. Use leaves picked from an old oak tree as salad for a week
6. Run an Ironman
7. Wear a groutfit for the rest of my life
8. Sleep in my dorm’s bathroom
9. Do the cinnamon challenge every hour for the next month
10. Snuggle with my worst enemy
11. Wear a straw hat for a night out on the town
12. Say every swear word in front of my great grandmother
13. Have all the pictures erased from my computer
14. Own and use a Razor phone
15. Climb to the top of Mt. Everest wearing no shoes
16. Play with a great white shark
17. Take a bath in pureed carrots
18. Poke myself in the eye with my mascara wand
19. Crack a new eyeshadow palette
20. Step on legos
21. Be permanently out of data
22. Go back in time and wear a garbage bag to my senior prom
23. Learn how to play the bassoon
24. Sing in a professional opera
25. Grow a third leg
26. Have the only shoes I own be Crocs
27. Give myself bangs
28. Cut up all of my lululemon leggings
29. Jump into a pool of mayonnaise
30. Organize Forever21
31. Consume raw meat
32. Listen to Nickelback on repeat
33. Sleep with spiders
34. Wear a mascot suit
35. Join Farmer’s Only or Christian Mingle
36. Plant grass and watch it grow
37. Burn all of my textbooks
38. Touch the gum that’s under the desk
39. Marry Bill Nye the Science Guy
40. Join the marching band
41. Skydive with Donald Trump
42. Have my little sister literally glued to me
43. Never brush my hair again
44. Compete against Michael Phelps
45. Eat Ramen Noodles with a grapefruit spoon
46. Cancel all of my credit cards
47. Try to fit into a baby onesie
48. Tweeze off all my eyebrows one hair at a time
49. Streak through campus
50. Buy every song in the iTunes store
51. Write a song with Billy Ray Cyrus
52. Fall off the escalator in the airport
53. Hold a screaming baby on the airplane
54. Burn my hair off with a curling iron
55. Not be able to turn Spotify on private
56. Wake up on the floor of a frat house
57. Leak all of my personal information
58. Rename all of my contacts and not know who’s who
59. Live in the pig pens at the county fair
60. Replace my phone’s flashlight feature with a kerosene lamp
61. Not be allowed to have a Student ID
62. Never change the sheets on my bed
63. Befriend a clown
64. Brush my teeth with soy sauce
65. Eat grains of sand
66. Go to my hometown’s grocery store and say hi to everyone I see
67. Rip off my toenails one by one
68. Only eat pureed foods
69. Carry an umbrella around everywhere I go
70. Wear ziplock bags as gloves
71. Only read historical fiction books
72. Watch every James Bond film on repeat