Michael Scott and Donald Trump: one is a beloved character in the wildly popular sitcom, "The Office," while the other is the highly successful businessman hoping to earn your vote in the 2016 presidential election. On the surface, it may seem as though the two share little to nothing in common, but after the most cursory of Google searches, it becomes quite apparent that Donald Trump is actually the real-world version of Michael Scott.
1. Deep, deep down, they're both super great guys.
Hey, we all have flaws, and it's hard to hate a person once you really get to know them.
2. They're both incredibly good with money.
Mr. Trump likes to deny this, but facts are facts my friend.
3. They are fair, open-minded, and accepting adult men.
I even heard once that Trump has a "coexist" bumper sticker on the back of his Rolls Royce!
4. They're true feminists and champions for women.
The runner-up: the interview when Mr. Trump said that if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he "perhaps, would be dating her." How sweet!
5. Like any decent human, they don't make jokes at the expense of people with disabilities.
Splendid.
6. They even use their words to uplift those around them.
Like any good boss, they make those around them feel incredible appreciated with words of affirmation. Who doesn't appreciate being called a "loser?"
7. They have big plans, and they know exactly how to achieve those plans.
I'll let their own words speak for themselves.
Remember these examples the next time you hit the polls! As you can see, Donald is the best possible choice. He's a lover of women, friend to immigrants, and a man with a true plan for America. Let's all join him in Making America Hate Again!