The Great Gatsby
He’s the ultimate fun time, no party or gathering would be the same without him. It’s not 100% confirmed that he actually goes to school here, he’s on campus just enough to convince you that he does. He’s always the one to throw the party and knows literally everyone. If he does go to school, you're not sure what kind of grades he’s pulling but he definitely takes the prize for fan favorite.
The Rookie
This kid is usually a super adorable freshman that you and your friends adopt and take under your wing like a little brother. He’ll dance all night with you and the gf’s and talk all the juicy gossip. You give him girl advice all the time, you’re basically his Oprah.
The Einstein
This guy does literally nothing but school. You tried studying with him once but he yelled at you for trying to talk and play music. You did however get an A on that quiz, as it turns out he’s probably the best study partner you’ve ever had.
The Neil Armstrong
This guy is the first one to get a fake and buy all the freshman alcohol. Like Neil Armstrong he took one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind (or everyone who lived on your dorm room floor). No one knows what happened to him after everyone turned 21, but you sure are grateful he walked into your life. Raise a glass for Neil, this one's for you man.
The Draco
You’re not sure how this kid keeps getting invited places considering you’d rather chew your arm off “42 Hours” style than talk to him. He’s too far up on his high horse to actually look down and realize no one likes him. He has an ego the size of Slytherin and is completely oblivious to how condescending he is. Yet every party, there he is. He has moments of being cool, but then you remember how he high-key sides with the Dark Lord, which is not lit.
The Casanova
This guy is basically the equivalent to a snake charmer. He somehow sweet talks his way with every girl he’s met. He probably speaks two languages to better whisper sweet nothings all night long during the party. You’ve watched many a girls fall to his siren song, but not you. He’s nothing like the typical college jerk, he’s actually super nice, but you know all his tricks. Immune to ways of this enchanter, it’s still very interesting to watch the way he operates. Perhaps maybe he can teach you something?
