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50 Thoughts Every Rutgers Student Has While on the Bus

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50 Thoughts Every Rutgers Student Has While on the Bus

Rutgers University has the largest University bus system in the entire country, but it's not always well received. Whether you're getting out of class, going to class, or trying to catch the EE to get chipotle; no matter where you are headed, you've probably had all of these thoughts when dealing with the infamous, Rutgers University Bus.


1. I have class on Cook Douglas at 4:30 pm, if I give myself an hour that will give me plenty of time for Dunkin' right before… right?

2. Wrong. It's 4:25 and I'm just passing Rockoff.
3. Why did I take the EE? WHY?



4. Andd now a homeless person just came on the bus… and he's sitting right next to me. And so is his collection of cans. Time to stand, yay!

5. God, why do we have to let everyone on this bus? Is this what my tuition pays for?

6. Okay, that was mean. Besides, standing isn't so bad, that means I get out first!
7. Yeah, sure, why don't you slam on the brakes some more its not like I'm going to fall on this man next to me.
8. Great, and I really don't think he put on deodorant this morning, either.

9. And now he's smiling at me all weird.. Oh God.

10. Traffic. Wonderful. Let me at least review my index cards before my exam.
11. I just have to turn around and reach into the small pocket…

12. Well, I didn't think getting into my book bag would be harder than breaking into the White House.

13. Got them! I should probably apologize to everyone I have shoved in the process.

14. Eh, that's awkward I'd rather not. They understand.

15. Hm, maybe being late is great after all! I'm doing some great last minute reviewing here.
16. I mean, I was, until that guy decided to knock them out of my hands with his giant, stupid Jansport.

17. What the heck do you have in that thing??? An explosive device?
18. Nobody needs that many books for class, I mean nobody. What are you, in High School and you forgot your locker combo?
19. I wonder if they have a 'report suspicious activities' number posted somewhere in here.
20. Why is it always saying 'Stop Requested.' I mean if you're going to put yellow cords all around the bus and say 'Stop Requested' a hundred freakin' times you better drop me off right in front of my classroom if I pull on this thing right now.
21. Ugh. Now I'm hot. Why must they blast the heat in here? It's hotter than a basement frat party and this is the closest I've been to a guy in weeks… my life is sad.



22. Oh hey, that kid is really cute. Why haven't I seen him before? I always see the cutest guys on the EE. I'll just put some lip gloss on and lean against the back door… notice me!!
23. OK the door just opened I really hope he didn't notice that.

24. I wonder if the recording announcing bus stops is a real person.
25. Um, probably not. Yeah, no.
26. Excuse me? Could you please try to not trample me as I am attempting to escape this bus? Thanks.

27. WE ALL HAVE PLACES TO BE PEOPLE.
28. Finally! Made it to Cabaret Theatre. 5:00 pm. Yep, definitely no time for Dunkin.
29. In 50 minutes we will meet again, bus.
30. Class is over in 10, but my Rutgers App says the F is coming in 5, and then not again until 20 minutes… I got a decision to make.

31. Yeah, screw it. Mama im comin' home!
32. Ok, that was strange… good thing it was in my head.
33. Oh crap oh crap oh crap I see it turning the corner omg please don't!!

34. There is no dream spring break body in the world that can make me run as fast as I do when I am trying to catch a bus…

35. …and there is absolutely no other way to find out how out of shape I am.
36. Oh how could I forget, there is a mob ahead of me piling into the bus. I wonder how many people would be waiting for this bus if my whole lecture actually came to class.
37. OMG I think I can make it inside! MOVE BACK PEOPLE.

38. WHY DOESN'T THE DRIVER JUST LET THAT WHITE LINE THING GO. JUST ONCE. JUST FOR ME.

39. My foot was barely over the line. It's not like I'm gonna fly head first into the glass or something.
40. You know, they should really put heaters in this bus stop.

41. “F arriving in 20 mins, 21 mins, and 22 mins." Gee, thanks for planning that one out so well, Rutgers.



42. And maybe they should build a vending machine out here too. And a TV.
43. Do I go to Dunkin Donuts and risk losing my spot so close to the door?
44. Heck no. I will fight someone to their death if I have to. I am getting on that bus and I am getting a seat.

45. OMG I see the bus! I wonder where it will pull up so I am exactly in front of the door when it does. Now it's just a game.
46. Yes!! A seat! This has definitely been my biggest accomplishment of the day. Can't wait to tell my roommates!

47. Welp, tomorrow is a Saturday. Guess I won't be leaving the house.
48. Weekend Buses. *Cringe*

49. I have never been so happy to see the Rutgers Student Center in my entire life. I could kiss the bus driver right now. Did I say that out loud?

50. Next semester, all of my classes are going to be on College Ave. I'll take Bio online. I don't even care.

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