Donald Trump brazenly called out Hillary Clinton on gender last Tuesday night after winning five primaries.
"Well, I think the only card she has is the woman's card. She's got nothing else going on. And frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she'd get 5 percent of the vote. The only thing she's got going is the women's vote. And the beautiful thing is that women don't like her, OK?"
As a female, I'm quite familiar with this card. If you're a woman and don't have the card, keep reading to find out all of the amazing benefits that aren't available to men.
1.
Earning 79 percent as much as males in wages for the
same amount of labor.
2.
Having your opinion always be “corrected” by
males.
3.
Having to
raise your hand to speak at meetings.
4. Having the majority of Executive Board Members
in the company be male.
5.
Being
inspired by the 95 percent of male CEOs of Fortune 500 companies.
6.
The ability
to wear skirts and dresses without judgment.
7.
Having curves that act as magnets to attract the
opposite sex.
8. Receiving
unsolicited "compliments."
9. Being
able to get into bars without paying a cover.
10. Being groped by strangers in crowded bars.
11. Not being able to drink carelessly without
judgment.
12. Wearing high heels and ignoring the pain.
13. Not being able to walk home alone safely.
14.
Always having to check in or text someone
"I'm home".
15. Going to the grocery store and getting
"checked out."
16. Paying the “pink” tax.
17. Having guys assume that you are single.
18. Having to play the "boyfriend" card.
19. Having that time of month, every single month.
20. Having to spend money on buying feminine
products every month.
21. Being taxed on those products just for being a
woman.
22. Having to purchase birth control.
23. Dealing with the annoyance of having to remember
to take birth control.
24. The privilege of being able to give birth and
experience the miracle of life.
25. The ability to take unpaid maternity leave for a
short few weeks and then return to work as if nothing changed.
26. Paying for more expensive health
care.
27. Paying for higher mortgages.
28. Having to shave your legs everyday.
29. Booking hair appointments at a salon that last
for hours.
30. Spending a fortune on hair appointments and hair
products to keep those locks looking fresh.
31. Having your morning routine last 2-3x as long as
a man's.
32. Spending more time waiting in line for the ladies
room.
33. Having to paint your nails with your
non-dominant hand.
34. Being expected to cook and prepare a nice meal.
35. Not having the power to propose in a
relationship
36. Paying more for cars.
37. Being a crazy driver.
38. Not being able to park a car.
39. Always craving chocolate.
40. Always ordering salad when you go out to eat.
41. Having on average 70,000 thoughts per day (3 per
second).
42. Only being able to enjoy rom-coms.
43. Not being able to control your emotions.
44. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
45. Gossiping is what we do.
46. Being able to run "like a girl."
47. Having doors held open for you by members of the
opposite sex.
48. Having elevators held for you.
49. Being engaged in conversation with males, which
you never initiated.
50. Having to make
excuses to make men leave you
alone.
