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44 Things a College Student Has Said

You've said them yourself or you've heard them from your friends.

Kaitlyn Crossen
Oct 16, 2016
Eastern Illinois University
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44 Things a College Student Has Said

1. Is it too late to become a stripper?

2. That's it, stripping it is!

3. Do I really have to go to class?

4. Does participation really help my grade that much?

5. Can I sell my body for money?

6. I think I have ADD

7. Or maybe it's ADHD...?

8. Why do I need to know this?

9. I could totally go for some aderall right now.

10. Why am I even in school?

11. I'm getting drunk tonight.

12. I need a nap...or five.

13. I need a drink...or five.

14. School is what drives me to drinking.

15. When do I get my refund check?

16. Can we get Chick-fil-a?

17. That test bent me over.

18. I either did really, really well...or I failed.

19. C's (or sometimes D's) get degrees.

20. As long as I'm passing I'm good.

21. I'll do anything for a B.

22. Are you absolutely positive we have class today?

23. If it rains class gets canceled right?

24. Why don't we get holidays off like we did in high school?

25. The weekend wasn't long enough

26. What's the professors name, again?

27. There's quesadillas in the dining hall today.

28. I'm taking the elevator, walking is hard.

29. School shouldn't be this hard.

30. I took a 12 minute nap today.

31. School blows.

32. Is this class required for my major?

33. I had taco bell twice today.

34. I'll take all the free stuff I can get.

35. I'm too poor for this.

36. Is that a blow off class?

37. I cried 3 times today.

38. I don't know how I'm passing.

39. I'm not getting out of bed today.

40. How much extra credit opportunities are there?

41. Shouldn't you be in class?

42. I need sleep.

43. I'm dropping out.

44.I quit.

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