Remember when you were a senior in high school and literally every picture on Facebook was another chick getting asked to prom? And there you were still anxiously waiting for your slow moving boyfriend/that hottie in your AP history class to take a hint and ask you? Who knew that stage of life would happen all over again — except this time it's real. Like as real as it can get. Welcome to wedding season. Don't get me wrong, we're obviously happy for said bride-to-be, but like come on...
What we're all really thinking...
1. Oh my gosh, another one?
2. Wow look, he did it like every other guy in the world...
3. Oh wait JK that's actually really cute... crap why does it have to be cute?
4. *Texts BFF* ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!
5. DIDN'T YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM ONE TIME?!
6. True, we all did — Wow OK he has come so far.
7. Honestly though, how long have they even been dating?
8. A year?
9. OK seriously I can't even keep my debit card around for more than a week...
10. Didn't her roommate just get engaged like last week?
11. Like my household can't even afford groceries.
12. People are seriously just getting engaged for fun now.
13. Literally what is wrong with people
14. Omg maybe she's pregnant!!
15. OK nope, definitely not pregnant.
16. Honestly I should probably just de-friend her.
17. Wait is that rude?
18. Would that ruin my chances at an invite?
19. Probably.
20. Omg the congratulating is starting...
21. Kill me now.
22. Literally half of you don't even know her!
23. *Posts to her Facebook*
24. Maybe she'll remember all the good times we had freshman year and I'll get an invite.
25. Or she knows detail about her fiancé's slutty phase and hates me...
26. But probably not, let's be real who is that open in a relationship?
27. Probably someone who's about to get married OK...
28. Wow, I wonder if they'll have an open bar.
29. She definitely looks like an open bar/endless desserts kind of bride.
30. For sure have to find a way to be there.
31. OK honestly enough with the pictures...
32. We get it — you're excited.
33. You get one social media platform here bride, not all three!
34. And like not sure how I feel about that ring.
35. I would've gone with a different cut for sure...
36. Psh not that I've looked...
37. This is really downing my Instagram vibe.
38. Maybe she'll have a really ugly dress...
39. That would make it a little more bearable.
40. But I also want to stalk cute wedding pictures so a nice dress would be cool too.
41. Wow we were all like literally in fifth grade just a few years ago...
42. Honestly my fifth grade boyfriend was probably the closest thing I got to a husband...
43. Whatever, at least I won't be having kids as young as she will.
44. But then again I also won't have a husband so...
45. Honestly I'm just giving up social media.
*leaves for Chipotle*
