In this listicle, I ask all the questions every Stony Brook University student is dying to know.
1. When will the pool be finished?
2. Are we actually getting an ice rink?
3. Can we get more commuter parking?
4. Speaking of parking, can we get more Express buses?!
Particularly Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10am, please and thank you!
5. Will the outlets in the library's commuter lounge ever be fixed?
Some curtains or blinds to hide the glare of the sun wouldn't hurt either.
6. Could you lesson the amount of daily emails we receive?
*ding, ding, ding* You guys make me feel so popular... until I unlock my phone and realize the notifications are just university emails.
7. Why do you make us pay $10 on a cold burger?
Bring back Wendy's!
8. Wanna bring back Wendy's and Red Mango?
9. Can we get the Starbucks truck to deliver?
10. Why is the Wi-Fi always down?
Wolfie-Net is not so 'secure'.
11. Do we even have Wi-Fi?
12. Why aren't Staller and Wang Center shows advertised more on campus?
13. Why are residents always in the commuter lounges?
14. Why do we have to pay for color printing?
Pay for colored printing out of my Wolfie Wallet? For reals?
15. Speaking of printers, why are the ones in the library Sinc Site always broken?
At least one of them is down each day.
16. When will the new Union be open?
17. Will the parking police ever not give me a ticket?
18. Why do the staircases in the library make me feel like I'm in a horror movie?
Can we please do something about this??
19. Why is there a giant tapestry of a man's face hanging on the outside of the library?
I wonder how he feels about that.
20. What does it truly mean to go 'FAR BEYOND'?
To infinity.. and beyond!
21. Why does it matter if I eat my meal inside or outside the dining hall?
Can I please just take my leftovers back home in peace?
22. What are the hours of operation for Dunkin' Donuts?
23. Is Dunkin' ever open?
Why does it have to be so far away in Tabler?
24. Is it possible to give bicycling lessons to those who almost trample multiple people down the academic mall?
On the real, I've almost been taken down by bicyclists that have no idea how to ride a two-wheeler.
25. Exactly how much caution does it take to generate 'an abundance of caution'?
How much snow does it take?
26. Who's performing at Brookfest?
Someone good please!
27. Why don't we have any days off?!
Thanksgiving Break and Spring Break are not enough.
28. Why are the kiosks in the SAC always busted somehow?
My ticket never fully prints! The printer is always jammed!
29. Speaking of, can we have a quicker system of getting food in the SAC without having to wait 20 minutes to get my wrap made?
I have to get to class!
30. Does the Stadium Parking Pass have to be THAT expensive?
31. Why did the price of the metered parking lots increase by A LOT?
32. Can we get some decent Mexican food on campus?
33. Don't you think that we should ALWAYS have curly fries?
34. Why isn't Wolfie part fish?
He is a Sea-wolf after all.
35. Why did we ever get rid of Picantes?
36. Who's idea was it to have a food truck on campus?
Whoever you are, you're a genius.
37. Where do the underground tunnels on campus begin?
"It's the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets!"
38. What's a Seawolf?
I'm a Seawolf! For real though... what is it?
