Going to school in the mountains sure does cause for unpredictable weather. It could be sunny and 75 one day and the next it could be like a monsoon. With these days, different thoughts go through our heads as we walk to class. And there are just a few thoughts that go through everyone's head one point in the day when we have to trek to class through the rain.
1. Where is my umbrella?
2. Great, I forgot it.
3. It is a monsoon.
4. I wish I really had an umbrella.
5. Why are we going to class?
6. I'm not going to step in any puddles.
7. I'm going to get sick.
8. Whee Carry Umbrellas.
9. Maybe it'll get better.
10. Damn it, I stepped in a puddle.
11. This day couldn't get any worse.
12. If I hear someone say that it's a lovely day one more time, I'm going to punch them.
13. *hums* I'm singing in the rain. I'm singing in the rrrraaaaiiiinnnnn.
14. I want to play in the puddles.
15. I'm getting cold.
16. My clothes are drenched.
17. I need a towel.
18. This rain really needs to stop.
19. Why did I come to school in such bipolar weather?
20. Oh yeah, [insert reason here], that's why.
21. It isn't too bad.
22. *rains harder* Nevermind.
23. This rain is pointless.
24. It just needs to be cold enough for it to turn into snow.
25. I feel like I'm one of the news anchors reporting in a monsoon.
26. *reporter's voice* Good morning Cullowhee. The weather outside is dreary. I'm reporting with inches of rain falling from the sky. Remember your umbrellas and rain boots today.
27. This would be nice cuddle weather.
28. If only I had someone to cuddle with.
29. Oh well.
30. I sure wish this rain would stop.
31. Great, I stepped in another puddle.
32. My socks are soaked.
33. I'm miserable.
34. Take me now.
35. *arrives to class and opens bookbag* You've got to be kidding. You are so stupid, [insert your own name here]. You should be so mad at yourself. You walked all the way to class in the rain without an umbrella when you umbrella was inside your book bag. Smooth move, ex-lax.
