It's hard to go on any social media site, watch anything on the TV, or even go outside without hearing the name Donald Trump. The campaign for the next president of the United States would be far less entertainig without him, I mean the man does and says some very questionable things that are quite hilarious, but the thought of him actually being THE president gives me a little bit of anxiety. Honeslty, if he gets the primary, I'm filling out transfer papers, and if he wins the election I will be moving to Europe. Now I'm not trying to devalue anyone's personal views, I know politics is a tricky subject to write about because people get heated, but I just wanted to create a list of thoughts that I have while watching anything to do with Donald Trump.
1. Do you realize that your resting face looks exactly like a platypus?
2. And what's the deal with your hair?
3. Do you actually think people will take you seriously as president?
4. Do people actually believe the things you say?
5. Well I guess they do because people are voting for you.
6. Ok, I get it. You think you're way better than all the other candidates.
7. Can you and Ted Cruz just get a room already?
8. Didn't your mother ever teach you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?
9. Woah, if I said anything like that, my mother would disown me.
10. Again with the face Donald?
11. No one cares about the freaking wall anymore!
12. I mean do you have any other ideas, other than building a giant wall?
13. Could you stop being so hypocritical?
14. No one thinks you're cool!
15. Stop trying to be cool!
16. Just because you have a lot of money doesn't make you better than everyone else.
17. Honestly, The Apprentice was not a good show.
18. I swear, I would mistake you for a platypus out in nature.
19. Wait you have a wife?
20. No way... She's really pretty...
21. Hate to tell you this but she probaly just married you for your money.
22. Hold up.. You have a son too?
23. If I was a part of your family, I would disown myself.
24. How did you end up on this debate stage?
25. I feel like you should be deported for saying those things?
26. Is there like a petition I can sign so that I never have to see you again?
27. I think you should be illegal.
28. I can literally feel the sexual tension between you and Marco Rubio through the TV screen.
29. I just don't understand how you're actually getting votes.
30. I'm 79% positive the rest of the world hated your guts.
31. If you become president will you at least fix your hair?
