I'm just patiently waiting for that email from ole Jimmy telling me I can go on to bed and not finish my homework for tomorrow. While I wait, I decided to continue my procrastination by thinking of all the things I would rather do than attend class tomorrow. Here are 30 of them:
1. Get a root canal.
2. Dig holes for no reason.
3. Color coordinate my closet.
4. Dust my entire apartment with q-tips.
5. Wall sits.
6. Let my roommate's cat lose in my room to wreak havoc.
7. Listen to someone explain to me why "50 Shades of Grey" is a "good movie".
8. Delete my Netflix account.
9. Crossfit.
10. Listen to Taylor Swift.
11. Wrap my hand around the barrel of my hot curling iron.
12. Listen to high school girls tell me how in love they are with their boyfriends.
13. Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.
14. Count to 5,000.
15. Dye my hair purple.
16. Give up Chick-Fil-A.
17. Show my friends embarrassing pictures from middle school.
18. Listen to someone loudly chew their food.
19. Make my bed.
20. Relive the most awkward moments of my life.
21. See one of the pipes in my apartment break.
22. Sleep with my lights on.
23. Throw away perfectly good donuts (I really like donuts).
24. Get a pet tarantula.
25. Get a hangnail on every finger.
26. Write a thesis.
27. Go over on my data for the month.
28. Have everyone read my texts with their read receipts on and not reply.
29. Run out of gas on the interstate.
30. Have my wifi go out right before I submit a homework assignment.
So I hope everyone is flushing ice cubes, wearing their PJs backwards, doing a dance or whatever else will bring on the snow so I can get started on my list. I'm counting on you, snow.
