75 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen To Trump
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75 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen To Trump

For those who have better things to do.

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75 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen To Trump

If you have a TV, a radio or a cell phone that automatically plays video clips on Facebook, you've probably heard the unfortunate sound of Donald Trump preaching his "plans for presidency" and other idiotic, unthought about things that he says. If you're anything like me, there are so many other things that are your worth time instead of listening to Donald Trump bark behind a podium. Here are 75 of them.

1. Clean a portable toilet

2. Watch a really long foreign movie with no subtitles

3. Pay for a really horrible manicure

4. Find a hair in my food

5. Clean the boy's side of a dorm hall

6. Play "Cards Against Humanity" with a religious elderly woman

7. Watch any movie with Vin Diesel

8. Drop my phone down a flight of cement stairs

9. Sleep in the woods for three nights

10. Live with no air conditioning in the summer

11. Use an ice-box instead of a refrigerator

12. Switch out all my furniture for bright yellow furniture

13. Sit through a three-hour lecture on how the wheel was invented

14. Uninstall "Sims 3" off of my laptop

15. Stop watching "Grey's Anatomy"

16. Sleep without a pillow

17. Shower with only cold water

18. Listen to Sarah Palin talk. At least that's kind of funny

19. Lose $50

20. Go without pizza

21. Tear a hole in my favorite sweater

22. Give back all the clothes I've stolen from my best friend (I still have your black dress, Belle)

23. Give back my boyfriend all his shirts that I sleep in every night

24. Not get fries from Five Guys

25. Sprain my ankle

26. Go without makeup for every formal event I am invited to

27. Smash my GameCube console that I worship

28. Lose my phone at an amusement park

29. Lose my wallet literally anywhere with everything in it

30. Have my bag be pulled by TSA every time I go through customs

31. Drink my coffee without cream or sugar

32. Brush my teeth with plain baking soda (ew)

33. Be called "short" by one more person

34. Have all the outlets in my room suddenly stop working

35. Suddenly have really bad motion sickness whenever I'm in a car, plane, boat or train

36. Only listen to Nickleback for two months

37. Clip my toenails

38. Scrub the floors with nothing but some soap and a sponge

39. Get stung by a hornet

40. Have a bad cold

41. Waitress

42. Eat eggs, yogurt and a banana every day. For some of you, this might be a good thing. If you know me, you know this is legit my worst nightmare

43. Do yard work

44. Stop going to Chipotle

45. Skip a really important class

46. Get yelled at by an authority figure

47. Rip off my acrylics

48. Lose all of my hair elastics and clips

49. Find a spider on my bed

50. Spend a whole day with an annoying 7-year-old

51. Get a shitty tip at work

52. Drop an ice cream cone

53. Stop wearing leggings

54. Go through all the selfies I took of myself in middle school on photo booth

55. Make small talk with someone I clearly don't like

56. Clean up a cat's hairball

56. Mail everything through postage instead of emailing

57. Go to Mississippi

58. Drink room temperature water all the time

59. Be forced to use public restrooms only

60. Have a really bad headache

61. Watch anime. Not the good kind, the screechy kind

62. Listen to a deep conversation about something I don't care about

63. Miss a non-refundable flight

64. Have to hit all the potholes in my car

65. Be stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic

66. Bite my tongue hard

67. Only be able to use Internet Explorer

68. Suddenly forget all of my passwords to everything

69. Step in a wad of gum in new shoes

70. Use a rough paper towel as a tissue

71. Wash the dishes

72. Be alone with an unreachable itch on my back

73. Wear a super uncomfortable pair of heels all day

74. Wait an hour at a restaurant for really bad food

75. Anything. Literally anything.

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