Queen Matt Bellassai: our favorite 25-year-old fangirl. Here's a peek at why people everywhere can't help but favorite all of his tweets, share all of his articles, and hope to one day be his friend.
1. He loves One Direction. Yes, this deserves to be first and foremost.
2. More importantly, he loves Harry Styles.
3. Harry Styles loves him. Well, Harry tweets him at least. Same thing, right?
4. He loves Beyonce. Queen Bey is his current cover photo on both Tumblr and Twitter.
5. He works for Buzzfeed. Dream job, much?
6. He loves wine.
7. He loves to whine.
8. He loves to wine and whine at the same time, and he gets paid to do so once a week. You can check out his weekly "Whine About It" videos here, here and here (you're welcome).
9. He has a great Donald Trump impression. He dressed up as Donald at work, filmed the first part of one of his videos as him, and had a photo shoot as him.
10. There's a Tumblr account specifically for things that he whines/cries about. You can find it here.
11. He prefers to be naked. Don't we all?
12. The contents of his desk.
13. He was tweeted by Harry Styles, in case you didn't see the frame in the picture above.
14. He feels the same way we all do about going out. As he put it, "you don't need people to have fun; you just need warm carbohydrates." Us too, Matt, us too.
15. He loves macaroni and cheese. Also, he loves all other pasta. And all other carbs. People who love carbs are the people you need to surround yourself with.
16. His sass. So. Much. Sass.
17. His twitter is everything. Rather than copying each of his thousands of tweets to this article, just check them out for yourself here.
18. He dressed up as Adele shortly after "Hello" was released. Yes, this is real life, and yes, he did a fantastic job.
19. He feels the same way about attractive celebrities as we all do. And by "attractive celebrities," I mean the best of the best: Zac Efron, Nick Jonas, etc.
20. He's blunt. This world needs a bit more honesty.
21. His coworkers love him. Hence why the girl in the back of his videos wears headphones in all of the videos and why another one of his coworkers made the Tumblr page dedicated to his whining.
22. He loves his mom. All of the best people in this world love their moms. All of the very best people in this world are moms.
23. He wants to dance with Derek Hughes on "Dancing With The Stars." Who doesn't?
24. He loves Oprah.
25. He falls in love with people he sees in airports, in restaurants, and on sidewalks.
26. He wears flannels almost every day.
27. The contents of his desk drawer. Yes, that's icing.
28. He's basically an icon for basic white girls everywhere. The flannels, the Harry Styles obsession, and the whining make him the ideal hero of all basic white girls.
29. He inspired over 60 people's Halloween costumes.
30. He was nominated for the people's choice awards, because duh. You can (and most definitely should) vote for him here!
