Halloween is only a few days away and is a time to have fun getting dressed up as practically anything you want to be. This year, the college gods have blessed us by putting Halloween on a Saturday and if you’re not a freshman, you know what that means: two nights of fun and two different costumes!
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Now if you obsess over Halloween like I do, you probably plan your costume months in advance and wait around until it’s finally time to wear it. Kudos to your crafty self for not procrastinating! But maybe you’re more of a last-minute type of person who scrambles to find a costume the day before Halloween. Or maybe you’re the type of person who wears normal street clothes when you go out on Halloween because you “couldn’t think of anything.” Here are 70 worthy costume options I’ve seen throughout this year's picking process that I would love to see people sporting on Saturday. Feel free to adapt any of these ideas and make them your own!
1. Ginger Bread Man
If you're a red head and I see you dressed like this, I'm buying you a drink.
2. Brawny Man
Nothing's manlier than paper towels.
3. Rosie The Riveter
Girl power.
4. Elmer’s Glue
People will be stuck on you all night!
5. Ned Flanders
6. Ceiling Fan
7. Laziest of the Lazy
Even this is better than wearing no costume at all.
8. Regina George
9. Beanie Baby
How to do it: dress up as any animal you want and wear a paper TY sign around your neck. Easy!
10. Heisenberg
Or, even better, if you happen to own a burger suit, wear it with the hat and glasses and be Heisenburger.
11. When Life Hands You Lemons
Lazy, cheap, and clever. What can be better?
12. Dancing Twins Emoji
13. Bank Emoji
14. Nudist On Strike
Nothing says lazy and last-minute like this!
15. Margarita
16. Franzia
17. Sim Getting Out of the Shower
18. Strawberry
Red dress + paper cutouts = this sweet costume!
19. Pineapple
A yellow dress and green paper is all you need!
20. M&Ms
21. Wayne & Garth
Party time! Excellent!
22. Blue & Steve
23. Dora the Explorer
Just please don't make it slutty.
24. Hot Rod
25. Game Boy
26. Reggie Rocket
27. Ace Ventura
28. Energizer Bunny
Keep the party going!
29. Crayon
30. Sriracha
Add a little spice to everyone's night.
31. Dilbert
32. Dexter and His Victim
33. Spice Rack
At least one person might think it's funny?
34. Bamm Bamm & Pebbles
35. Curious George & The Man in the Yellow Hat
AKA one of the cutest things I've seen in a while.
36. Ice Cream Cone
37. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
What's better than wearing slippers all night?
38. Lilo and Stitch
39. Kermit the Frog
40. Blair and Serena
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
41. Cat & Dog
For you and your inseparable friend.
42. Spongebob & Patrick
43. Damien from Mean Girls
44. Teletubbies
45. Deviled Egg
46. Pacman Ghost
47. Clueless
48. Miss Universe
Just wear galaxy print and a homemade sash!
49. Cereal Killer
50. Almond Joy and Mounds
Relationship goals amirite?
51. Tom Hanks and Wilson from Castaway
52. Most Interesting Man in the World and Dos Equis
53. Bud Light Year
54. Drunk 1 and Drunk 2
Just be honest with everyone.
55. Pinata
I wouldn't recommend wearing this if it's supposed to rain. I learned that lesson the hard way freshman year.
56. Ash and Pikachu
57. Cruella De Ville and Dalmatian
58. Loofah
Bonus: it doubles as something to sleep on in case you don't make it to your bed.
59. Beer
60. Troll Doll
Your childhood nightmares turned into a costume.
61. Garth & Kat from SNL
62. Target Lady from SNL
63. Moaning Myrtle
64. Death Eater
65. Napoleon Dynamite Characters
66. Taco Bell Sauce Packets
67. Candy Corn
68. Solo Cup
69. Gum Ball Machine
70. Skeleton
71. Cuzco from Emperor's New Groove
72. Darla from Finding Nemo
73. T.J. and Spinelli from Recess
74. Kim Possible
Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.
75. Russell & Mr. Fredrickson from "Up"
There you go! Now you have 75 potential costume options, so if you still go out in normal clothes, you'll have to tell people the real reason you're not dressed up: you're lazy. I hope these inspire at least someone and I'd love to see these being rocked this weekend!
