Tinder. It has completely revolutionized online dating. (If you even want to call it that.) If you've ever been on, you know how it works. For those of you that live under a rock, or are over the age of 30, here's the gist.
Tinder is an app that matches (supposedly) single people based on physical appearance. When you create your profile, you include things like your name, age, and location. You add photos of yourself and you're on your way. Profiles from other people in the selected mile radius from you pop up. You decide whether that person is 'hot or not:' if you think they are, swipe right; if you don't, swipe left. If both of you find each other attractive, you 'match' and can now message one another.
These messages can be good, bad, ugly, and straight-up clever.
Heres' a look at the best of the best. Or maybe I should say best of the worst??
1. Not free at all.
2. You ruined my pick up line.
3. Think of the kids, Bella.
4. Avocado.
5. (Just curious).
6. Answer quickly.
7. Meow.
8. Damn, Autocorrect.
9. I don't know what that means.
10. When the pick up line works.
11. Hot dog Fingers.
12. Just like Jack and Rose.
13. Is it too late now to say sorry?
14. Books.
15. Poor chicken.
16. After all this time.
17. So long Oklahoma.
18. Ouch.
19. No longer a fan of dragons.
20. Solve this word problem.
21. I'm Jewish.
22. Punny.
23. Third grade, bringing people together.
24. All about the motion of the ocean.
25. Or nah.
26. Gotta catch 'em all.
27. MORE PUNS!
28. Uh.
As they say, you get what you pay for, and Tinder is free. Save yourself while you can and never get a Tinder; unless you want to be approached with creepy pick up lines, then Tinder's probably the place for you. Safe swiping my friends!
