This election came at a shock for many Millennials who were expecting a different outcome. As Donald J. Trump being our new president, I thought I would make a list of things I trust more than him and I believe 25 examples should suffice.

1. Flint's water supply.

2. My ex-boyfriend who cheated on me.

3. My college using tuition dollars effectively.

4. The middle school teacher who told me I will need to use cursive for the rest of my life.

5. Kim Jong-un saying he doesn't have nuclear weapons.

6. Killer clowns.

7. A date with Brock Turner.

8. Hillary Clinton's email servers.

9. Fox News.

10. Osama Bin Laden's death.

11. Monsanto.

12. A compliment from Regina George.

13. My sister's judgment.

14. People who wrote in Harambe.

15. Mosquitos carrying Zika.

16. Jungle juice.

17. Venomous snakes.

18. Tobacco companies.

19. The toupee on Donald’s head.

20. Guys who wear fedoras.

21. Ivanka Trump.

22. Guys who say you're the only one they talk to.

23. Young Thug giving a speech.

24. Swimming with sharks.

25. The Illuminati.