In my opinion, this year’s presidential election is one of the most stressful elections that America has faced in a long time, filled with shocking scandals, deception, dirty politics, and a poor choice of candidates. I am not one to get into the “meat and potatoes” of politics, but I will if it means choosing the best representative to effectively make America great again. The two primary contenders are Hilary Clinton, democrat, and the notorious Donald Trump, republican, but in my opinion, neither one is a good fit, but certainly one ( Hilary Clinton) has to be better than the other. I’ve made my decision. Here is a list of 100 things I’d rather do than have Donald Trump in office.

1. Move to North Korea.

2. Shave my head.

3. Give up my cell phone.

4. Drink rat poison.

5. Get a tattoo of Hitler.

6. Get diagnosed with Ebola.

7. Eat nothing but ketchup for the rest of my life.

8. Shave my eyebrows.

9. Live in the Sahara Desert with no water.

10. Get eaten alive by a swarm of mosquitoes.

11. Put pineapples on my pizza.

12. Bathe in a tub of bleach.

13. Drop out of school.

14. Kiss Kim Kardashian.

15. Smoke 10 packs of cigarettes in a day.

16. Drink rubbing alcohol.

17. Never play Pokémon Go again.

18. Jump off an airplane with no parachute.

19. Wrestle with an alligator.

20. Get stung by 1,000 wasps.

21. Dye my hair orange.

22. Become a stripper.

23. Eat out of the toilet.

24. Listen to nothing but one direction for the rest of my life.

25. Brush my teeth with acid.

26. Become vegetarian.

27. Swim with a shark.

28. Stop watching "Pretty Little Liars."

29. Get trapped in the movie "Frozen."

30. Have a pig snout for a nose.

31. Marry Kim Jong-un.

32. Wear mismatched shoes.

33. Destroy my laptop.

34. Become an Alabama fan.

35. Clean my room.

36. Burn myself with a lighter.

37. Wear glasses.

38. Do homework.

39. Never shave again.

40. Dress like a baby.

41. Kiss my ex.

42. Go back to high school.

43. Give up Netflix.

44. Stop eating Chick-Fil-A.

45. Break my arms.

46. Use Kylie Jenner’s makeup.

47. Get plastic surgery.

48. Pay my own college tuition.

49. Live in a world where I’m a midget.

50. Stop watching "The Walking Dead."

51. Find $1,000,000 and give it away.

52. Take a selfie with Justin Bieber.

53. Ride a bike up Mt. Everest.

54. Kiss a raccoon.

55. Eat a raw egg.

56. Bring back Osama Bin Laden.

57. Go to class naked.

58. Put hot sauce in my eyes.

59. Stop drinking coffee.

60. Get pregnant.

61. Eat moldy cheese.

62. Run the Great Wall of China five times.

63. Delete my Facebook account.

64. Watch "The Big Bang Theory."

65. Kiss George. W. Bush.

66. Listen to Kevin Gates.

67. Never shower.

68. Grow a mustache.

69. Drink a bottle of soy sauce.

70. Rob a bank.

71. Paint my house.

72. Run over my foot.

73. Eat strawberry ice cream.

74. Go to the gym.

75. Write a research paper.

76. Wear aluminum foil as pants.

77. Walk on broken glass.

78. Shave my dog.

79. Surround myself with people who talk with their mouth full.

80. Chew tobacco.

81. Dress like a clown.

82. Dance outside during a hurricane.

83. Do chemistry.

84. Hug Kanye West.

85. Act like a monkey.

86. Wear shoes without shoe strings.

87. Get a flu shot every day.

88. Parallel park.

89. Eat peanut M&Ms.

90. Walk across the country.

91. Eat prison food.

92. Talk to my ex-best friend.

93. Ride an ostrich.

94. Pull out my teeth.

95. Jump into a fire.

96. Hit my head against a pole.

97. Carry the confederate flag.

98. Get my stomach pumped.

99. Stalk Caitlin Jenner.

100. Get nailed to a wall.