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25 Things That Could Go Wrong With Trump As President

Here's a look into our future with President Trump.

Kayla Mitchell

Oct 03, 2016

Cambridge, Massachusetts

25 Things That Could Go Wrong With Trump As President

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It's clear that Trump becoming president wouldn't be a positive thing for our country. But have you ever thought about just how bad it could be? Let's take a look...

1. Trump presses the big red button.

2. All other countries band together to eliminate us.

3. Trump declares war on Syria.

4. We could all be driven to a deep depression.

5. Alcohol and drug rates would sky-rocket due self-medicating from said mass depression.

6. Starvation (from the actual Great Depression)

All his other business endeavors have failed, why should this one be a success?

7. We could all turn orange.

8. Bad toupees would be made mandatory.

9. Pant suits would be banned.

This wouldn't be the worst thing ever, but poor Hillary. She loves a good pant suit. And really, who doesn't?

10. Education would no longer be required after grade four. Maybe lower.

After all, doesn't everyone get a small loan of a million dollars anyway? Who needs education.

11. It would be mandatory to have a giant portrait of Trump in every household.

President Trump is always watching.

12. Trump would throw a fit when Mexico refuses to pay for his precious wall.

13. Every single group of people Trump doesn't like would be deported. So basically the majority of people would be deported.

Everybody here gets deported!

14. The entire movie of "Dr. Strangelove" could happen.

15. It would be made legal to marry members of your family.

Don't worry, President Trump has his best interest at heart.

16. But gay marriage would be banned, if he hasn't already deported all the gays.

17. Big Brother would always be watching to make sure nobody says anything bad about Trump.

18. Trump takes off his mask. He has actually been Putin the entire time.

I mean, have you ever seen them in the same room? I'm just saying.

19. "The Hunger Games" would be real.

20. And so would "the Purge."

21. We would be propelled back into the 1950's, all civil rights acts revoked.

22. Other countries would hate us more than they already do.

23. Some kind of reincarnation of the Nazi Party would take over the US.

24. World War III would be declared.

25. We wouldn't get a taco truck on every corner.

I'm really banking on those taco trucks.

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Here's a look into our future with President Trump.

1. Trump presses the big red button.

2. All other countries band together to eliminate us.

3. Trump declares war on Syria.

4. We could all be driven to a deep depression.

5. Alcohol and drug rates would sky-rocket due self-medicating from said mass depression.

6. Starvation (from the actual Great Depression)

7. We could all turn orange.

8. Bad toupees would be made mandatory.

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10. Education would no longer be required after grade four. Maybe lower.

11. It would be mandatory to have a giant portrait of Trump in every household.

12. Trump would throw a fit when Mexico refuses to pay for his precious wall.

13. Every single group of people Trump doesn't like would be deported. So basically the majority of people would be deported.

14. The entire movie of "Dr. Strangelove" could happen.

15. It would be made legal to marry members of your family.

16. But gay marriage would be banned, if he hasn't already deported all the gays.

17. Big Brother would always be watching to make sure nobody says anything bad about Trump.

18. Trump takes off his mask. He has actually been Putin the entire time.

19. "The Hunger Games" would be real.

20. And so would "the Purge."

21. We would be propelled back into the 1950's, all civil rights acts revoked.

22. Other countries would hate us more than they already do.

23. Some kind of reincarnation of the Nazi Party would take over the US.

24. World War III would be declared.

25. We wouldn't get a taco truck on every corner.

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