First of all, if you even had to open this article, he's a fuckboy. Say, "Boy, bye."
This is one of my many articles about, well, fuckboys. It almost makes you wonder how many of them I've had to meet to be able to have this much material.
Well let me tell you, I've met a lot.
Bless my soul. Boys are very good at being straight forward. They rarely think before they say anything and are typically brutal and honest in their word choices. However, fuckboys have a tendency of doing the complete opposite. If he's said one of these many sayings to you before, there's a 108% chance he's a fuckboy. Trust me... you deserve better.
1. "I can't date because it's (insert sport here) season."
2. "Wanna chill?" *1:09 a.m.*
3. Does he hit you up when he's with his friends? Didn't think so.
4. "Pick me up?"
5. *Makes elaborate plans with you* "We never had plans? Like, what?"
6. "No gaz."
7. *Only communicates via Snapchat*
8. "Nudes?"
9. "You have a really good personality, TBH"
10. *When you're about to shower* "Without me?"
11. "And then what..?"
12. "Who's your friend?"
13. "Woah chill this isn't serious."
14. "Your friend's hot." *20 min later* "You're cute too."
15. "Netflix and chill?" (ladies, c'mon, this one is obvious)
16. *Will never make plans with you in public places *
17. *Will not come over your house if anyone is home*
18. *Makes sure to ask if anyone is over when you invite him over*
19. "Why are you mad? It's not like we're dating."
20. "You're a good friend though."
21. * Is an aspiring rapper *
