1. Look at the food and not eat it
The only reason everyone likes thanksgiving is because of the permanent food baby after. I'd give that up to not hear Trump's name at the dinner table.
2. Write the research paper that I was postponing for Monday morning
I'm not sure why, but professors get joy out of giving a semester's worth of homework over this specific weekend.
3. Give up coffee for a week
The Starbucks in the cafe is the only reason I look forward to going to school and I would 100% give that up.
4. Stop using the puppy filter on Snapchat
Bad face day? Puppy filter. Acne? Puppy filter. No makeup? Puppy filter.
5. Show my family my grades
I'd rather everyone scream at me than a civil war break out at the table.
6. Actually read the chapter that is assigned
Instead of skimming and waiting for the kid that sits in the front and center to answer the questions, I'll read and take notes and highlight the important facts.
7. Give my little cousins my phone to play games
My cousins don't only ask for my phone, they tell me how to download it, which version, how much it costs and how to buy coins to unlock levels.
8. Not put up Christmas decorations
I wish it could be Christmas everyday, but I'll give up a holly jolly Christmas for a calm Thanksgiving
9. Have the Education Connection commercial play during every commercial break
HAHA it's stuck in your head already, and it will be for the next three weeks, and when you don't remember the answer on your final.
10. Eat my school's cafeteria food for the rest of my life
Mozzarella sticks, fries, waffle fries, quesadillas, sandwiches, more fries, and ice cream. Looking forward to High cholesterol
11. Walk behind tourists in Manhattan
Nothing is worse than being in a rush and getting stuck behind the family of twenty who takes pictures by every building.
12. Delete my Twitter
Goodbye subtweeting, goodbye calling out others on subtweeting. I'll miss you dearly.
13. Accidentally like my ex's Instagram photo from 2014
He got the notification no matter how fast you unliked it and threw your phone across the room.
14. Wake up in the middle of the night with a charley horse
Waking up feeling like the devil himself is sawing at your calf muscles is soooooo lovely
15. Get left on read
16. Pay for Spotify
Why pay to get rid of the advertisements when i can just close the app and reopen it?
17. Listen to "Friday" by Rebecca Black on loop all day
