With everyone talking about what they would do if they won the power ball, I was thinking what I could do with more money than I needed. If you couple that with the current political soap opera we have playing out on our televisions and you start to wonder, “What could I do with Donald Trump’s small loan of a million dollars?”
Here are 20 pretty ridiculous things you could do.
1. Feed a community.
2. Pay for tuition and still have money left over.
3. Open that book store / record store you always wanted.
4. Have a private concert with Adele so that whenever she sang "Hello" you were the only one in the audience to say hello back and laugh at yourself because you are the wittiest person there, next to Adele, obviously.
5. Have a private tour of Area 51 because there is nothing money can’t buy including government secrets.
6. Buy an island, or half of one.
7. Buy Taylor Swift’s squad.
8. Order all the Chipotle you want for the rest of your life.
9. Put a stake in Starbucks and get free fraps until you die.
10. Buy Leo the Oscar he’s always deserved.
11. Purchase a fleet of hot air balloons.
12. Buy all the quirky socks. All of them.
13. Purchase a personal ride to school so that you may never have to walk among the peasants.
14. Hire your own secret service.
15. Solve world hunger.
16. Finance cancer research.
17. Buy an army of teacup pigs and pay for their care.
18. Take off work for the next couple years.
19. Buy your way into having your own sloth sanctuary for these beautiful creatures of the forest.
20. Live like Donald Trump.
