I must admit that I love being a girl. As I’ve gotten older I’ve learned that I would have never been cut out to be a guy. However, while I do enjoy being a female, there are multiple things that make being a girl literally the worst thing ever:
1. You never have anything to wear.
Your closet is packed full of all styles of clothing, but nothing is ever good enough.
2. Makeup is kind of a necessity.
If you don’t wear makeup, you either get asked if you’re sick/okay or you look like you have no eyelashes, neither of which any of us enjoy.
3. Boys.
It’s a universal code that all boys suck and are the root of all problems. You may get crap from friends if you’re falling for a new guy because he will cause all sorts of new issues in the friend circle.
4. Periods.
Need I say more?
5. There’s always a fear of being pregnant.
It doesn’t matter if you use condoms, are on the pill or haven’t had sex in four years. You still convince yourself that you’re pregnant every month.
6. You’re expected to be hairless.
You probably spend way too much time in the shower trying to be as smooth as a baby’s butt only to be griped at that you’re wasting water.
7. You cry during every commercial.
There really is no explanation to this one.
8. So. Many. Emotions.
We are emotional roller coasters and there is just no getting around it.
9. You always lose your bobby pins.
Buy a pack of 100? Gone in two hours. Fabulous.
10. There’s always hair everywhere.
It never fails that even after cleaning the hair is still there.
11. We literally overthink everything.
*Friend is being quiet* She must hate me. Nah, she’s actually just hungry.
12. The pressure to have a bikini body.
Sorry VS models, but not all of us are a size double zero.
13. The dreaded diet.
I actually just wanna eat a whole tub of ice cream.
14. The cost.
I didn’t choose the bra life, the bra life chose me.
15. Holding in poop/farts for who knows how long.
Because girls don’t have natural body functions, right?
16. You have a resting b**** face.
Everyone hates you before they get to know you because, well, your face.
17. The envied messy bun.
Some girls look super cute. Others look like they’ve been on crack for a week.
18. You can't openly like sex.
If you do, you get slut-shamed. Sorry.
19. Painting your nails.
It’s actually impossible to paint your nails and make them look decent without messing them up an average of 27 times in the process.
20. First dates.
You always think you have to eat the salad instead of going for the rack of ribs because he’s cute and you don't want to scare him.
