Sure, everyone takes a nap here and there, but I am not one of those people. I take naps like it’s my job. I need naps to function and get through a day, and only chronic nappers will know these to be true.

1. It doesn’t matter what time you wake up that day, a nap is still a necessity. I don’t care that I just woke up three hours ago, my body is a powerhouse that can sleep through anything.

2. You need a nap before going out.

3. You need a nap before starting homework or studying.

4. The first thing you do after getting home after class is take a nap.

5. You have told people you can’t hang out, since you have a nap scheduled.

6. You avoid your responsibilities and problems by taking a nap.

7. You can pretty much nap at any time and any place.

8. It amazes you that people do things on Sundays that don’t consist of napping.

9. You have missed out on major life events and important news by napping and then waking up to 27 texts and 10 missed calls.

10. This text is all too common: “Sorry, I was napping.”

11. You have multiple alarms set for extremely obscure times to wake you up from said naps.

12. Nothing is worse than waking up from a long nap and not being sure what year it is.

13. You wish siestas were a thing where you lived.

14. You don’t understand how people go through entire days without taking a nap.

15. Your favorite hobby is napping on your couch at home.

16. You and your friends have taken naps together while hanging out.

17. You have has to redo your makeup because of a midday nap ruining it.

18. The first thing you do after a long nap is eat the meal you inevitably slept through.

19. All you can think about after reading this is the nap you’re going to take later today.