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17 Signs You Might Be A Sloth

Do you gross algae? No? Still, you might be a sloth.

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You may be nature's cutest, laziest animal and you don't even know it yet.

1. You sleep for 10-20 hours a day, depending if you are in the wild or in captivity.

2. You are nocturnal.


3. Your diets consist of empty-calorie foods that provide minimal nutrition.

4. Because of your poor nutrition, you have very low body temperatures and are cold all the time to conserve energy.


5. The only time you engage with the opposite sex is to mate.

6. You used to be a lot bigger, like the size of an elephant, but have recently gotten it together and have gotten smaller.

7. You move incredibly slowly, about two meters per minute.

8. You are a great swimmer.

9. People have mistaken you for an alien before

10. You really like trees.

11. You've been told you have a great tongue.


12. Your favorite things to do are just hang out, eat and sleep.

13. You're a little slow on the uptake.

14. All you really want is to cuddle.

15. You're really not well coordinated.

16. You're completely apathetic toward the world.

17. But you're cute as hell.



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