Of all different shapes, sizes, and colors.
2. You have seen THOUSANDS of scrotums.
Goes hand in hand with #1.
3. You don’t understand why your roommates freak out when you walk around naked.
They’ve probably only seen about a dozen penises.
4. Your school was almost exactly like the one in School Ties.
Oh, this is a dated reference? F**k you, it’s a good movie.
5. There were over 200 people at all of your sports tryouts.
And the final roster spot was always determined by a Thunderdome.
6. You think the kids who go to your school now are total p***ies.
Now it’s just a bunch of god damn PC crybabies. They've gone soft since you left.
7. You have grown to love the music of Steven Curtis Chapman.
And you’ve probably dropped acid at one of his concerts.
8. You accidentally shit your pants trying to force a fart in the middle of class.
And you received a big round of applause for it.
9. You were embarrassed when nobody laughed when you did it again in college.
Probably the toughest adjustment from high school to college.
10. You sustained/witnessed a critical injury on the bus.
The game redlight is pretty much just gladiator fights with freshmen.
11. You have heard hundreds of fake sex stories.
Nobody banged the Spanish teacher. And nothing happened during the fire drill; they've been telling that rumor for years.
12. You have seen a turd in a urinal at school.
And then said to yourself, “Nice.”
13. You have some really weird nicknames for your old teachers.
Like, Brother Pactus the Cactus. What does that even mean?
14. A lot of kids from your freshman year didn’t make it to graduation.
I heard they finished high school on a farm upstate.
15. Your entire class learned Morse code by senior year to make cheating easier.
Those scantrons didn’t stand a chance.
16. You have visited your old school just to show them you no longer follow their dress code.
Now you have facial hair, piercings, and a new tattoo that says “F**k Church.” What are they gonna do about it? You already graduated!
