Colder temperatures, warm cardigans, and apple cider, oh my! There are two types of people in this world: those who know that fall is the best season, and those who are wrong. If you’re in the former category, then you know these 15 things all too well, because you’re undoubtedly obsessed with fall.
1. You're the first to stock up on fall scents at Bath & Body Works.
The fall scents recently hit everyone’s favorite candle hub on August 1st, so it’s basically already fall. You’ve probably spent half of next month’s rent to make sure you and your apartment smell like “Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin,” “Champagne Apple and Honey,” and “Marshmallow Pumpkin Latte.”
2. 90% of your wardrobe consists of sweaters, cardigans, scarves, and riding boots.
You always have trouble figuring out what to wear in the summer because nearly everything you own was bought so that your fall selfies can be poppin’.
3. All of your food has pumpkin in it.
Pumpkin cupcakes, pumpkin spice Cheerios, pumpkin spice Oreos, pumpkin bread, pumpkin pie…need I go on?
4. Pretty much all of your makeup is darker to compliment the colder seasons.
The various shades of red, purple, berry, and brown are finally put to good use when that first leaf falls. Also, the fact that you aren’t going to sweat your makeup off is a plus.
5. Halloween and Thanksgiving are your favorite holidays.
You’re ready to hail Jack Skellington the Pumpkin King and stuff your face while watching football. Actually, you’re ready to stuff your face with fall foods all season, but Thanksgiving is the one day where no one can judge you for it.
6. You turn into a baking goddess when pumpkin pies and apple cider donuts are in season.
Normally you’re so busy with school that you don’t even have time to cook Ramen, but now that it’s fall you suddenly have time to try out every recipe that you’ve been saving on Pinterest for the past eight months.
7. You have boxes upon boxes of fall craft supplies to DIY your apartment with decor.
Every employee at Michael’s pretty much knows you by now. And why wouldn’t they when you’ve bought out all of their fall products?
8. Your blood type is apple cider.
You drink so much apple cider that it’s in your veins now. Your heart pumps apple cider, you bleed apple cider.
9. All of your outfits include either wine red or burnt orange.
Is it truly a fall outfit if it doesn’t include a warm shade of red or orange?
10. On any given day, you're sure to be found at a corn maze, haunted house, or pumpkin patch.
You basically live there, waiting all October to greet the Great Pumpkin.
11. You take full advantage of "force your boyfriend to go apple picking season."
Apple orchard season is in full swing. Why go to dinner and a movie when you and your babe can spend the day picking apples?
12. You've been planning your Halloween costume and other fall activities since January 1st.
Your day planner is completely booked with fun fall things to do from September through November.
13. Most of your pictures are of you posing next to pumpkins.
You know what kind of picture I’m talking about. Everyone has one of these.
14. You take joy and comfort in knowing you won't have to look at anyone's feet come October.
Sure, the beginning of fall can still be a little warm. Once that chill hits, though, you won’t have to look at anyone’s toes because everyone will be wearing sneakers, riding boots, and Uggs.
15. You have multiple Pinterest boards dedicated to autumn.
You can’t have just one board or else there will be no organization. You need separate boards for recipes, outfit ideas, makeup inspiration, house decor, and activities.
Whether you do five of these or you can list off 100 more things that you do come September, you can bet that you’re obsessed with fall. No one’s judging you. All sane people are obsessed with fall. So sit back, grab a pumpkin spice latte, and enjoy the heck out of this autumn season.
