On Sunday, President Donald Trump tweeted out that four freshmen congresswomen of color, including Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, should "go back" to where they came from. To highlight just how awful and ridiculous it is to say something like this, here are 10 other things that Donald Trump could have said that would still be better.
1. "I Like Pineapple On Pizza"
Is this still disgusting? Yeah, but it's an opinion that can at least be defended. Just not by me.
2. "Nickleback Is My Favorite Band"
I still don't get what Nickleback did to any of us to deserve all of our hate.
3. "Tinder Gold Is Definitely Worth It"
Sure is! I love paying money to see a bot like my profile!
4. "Vaccines Cause Autism"
If he said this, we could at least say it's a straight up lie. Facts are way simpler than opinions.
5. "The Earth Is Flat"
Again, another thing we could just straight up fact-check.
6. "Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches"
7. "Pop-Tarts Are Calzones"
This is what happens when you allow hot dogs to be sandwiches!! We've opened Pandora's box, people!!
8. "I Still Watch 'The Cosby Show'"
I have a sinking feeling that not only does he still watch it, he enjoys it more now.
9. "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing"
I mean, at least this would be a true statement.
10. ALMOST ANYTHING THE HELL ELSE!!!
I mean come on!!! How hard is it to just NOT BE RACIST?!?!? How is that a thing you have to actively try to avoid???
Anyway, moral of the story: don't be racist. Just say you love Nickleback.