You're a girl. Some of your best friends are guys. The boys think of you as one of them. Here are thirteen signs that you might be one of the bros.
1. You’re totally comfortable if they see you without makeup.
It's just too much effort for those hooligans.
2. Your hands sometimes hurt from the high-fives that they smack on your tiny hands.
They forget that you’re a lot smaller than them.
3. You can talk sports like an ESPN analyst.
“Did you see Steph’s mid-court alley oop to Iguodala last night? It was sick!”
4. Your guy friends come to you for advice about girls.
Just because you are a girl, you obviously have all the answers about your fellow chicas.
5. Your face when girls come to you for advice about your guys friends.
“Hey, I really like (insert name,) but I don’t know if he’s into me. Can you find out?”
6. Penis jokes are never not funny.
You giggle like a 12-year-old boy when someone makes a joke about downstairs.
7. You shudder at the thought of dating one of your guy friends.
Sometimes, you look at them and wonder what it would be like to date one of them, but then remember something that you can’t un-see or un-hear what they have either said or done. Plus, dating your brother is disgusting.
8. You swear like a sailor.
Sometimes, you forget that there are situations where some words that are not aways acceptable. Things can get really awkward very quickly. . .
9. You're good at handling boys and keeping them in line. . .
Resist the urge to punch them in the face if they say or do something dumb.
10. People think that you are dating your guy friends because you spend so much time together.
“Hey, are you and (insert name) dating?” is a common question.
11. You know that food is the best form of bribery.
“I’ll buy you food if you come with me.”
“Done. When are we leaving?”
12. New boyfriends always have it hard because your guy friends protect you and freak out if a guy ever upsets you.
You're like their sister.
13. They always let you be you.
Undeniably, the best part about being one of the bros.