As every American does, I struggle with the constant need to take a nap. My parents did it, and their parents before them. Napping has been handed down from generation to generation. In this dire time of an American presidential race we all need to be taking naps. Here are 12 reasons why you deserve a nap.
1. If it's a weekday then you've had a long day at work or school. It was probably pretty stressful, and I'm no doctor, but if I was, I would say you need that nap to keep your sanity.
2. If you're married, in a relationship or single you need that nap. You need some personal time and a nap will do just the trick. For those single nappers out there, you need that nap to take some time not thinking about how single you are.
3. For any religious nappers out there, you need this nap to really be alone with God. When debating a nap or not just remember, WWJD? (He would nap)
4. If you're in the military, you need this nap. You're probably running on about 3-4 hours of sleep. Just go ahead and sleep right there on the drill floor. (Don't let your squad leader find you)
5. Instead of having that 9th cup of coffee, you probably just need to take a quick 3 hour cat nap. If you don't you may run out of coffee tomorrow.
6. If it's the weekend you deserve a nap for making it through that rough work week. Besides you need to take extra long naps just incase you don't get enough during the week.
7. If you have children you don't just deserve a nap, but you need one. If that little angel(turd) gets a nap than so do you.
8. With the holidays coming up, the only way you are going to get through a thanksgiving turkey and uncle Ron's story about driving into a lake, is with a nap.
9. Did you get out of bed today? Than you deserve a nap. It takes a lot of courage to get out of bed and not hide under your sheets for days at a time.
10. Monday. Just the saying of the day deserves a nap. If it's actually monday, you may just want to nap until tuesday.
11. Harambe died for you to be able to take a nap, why disrespect a legend?
12. You made it through this article. Read the whole thing and that's alot of words to read. You deserve a nap, maybe even two!
