It will never cease to amaze me how some people can have so much energy at the beginning of the day, during the day, and even at the end of said long day. For me, fatigue is not so much a condition as it is a way of life. I can sleep past noon with no prior engagements (or prior engagements that are a bit negligible). I can still be tired after a long night of sleep. And I am in constant need of a nap.
Well, maybe not a need, but a strong, definite want.
I'm sure there are more people like me out there in the world. It's possible that at least three quarters of them have a medical condition of some kind that explains their lethargy. (I suggest you consult WebMD if needs be.)
As for me, and hopefully for those reading this article, it's simply who we are.
1. You could sleep in, during, and on anything.
2. Mornings are your second worst enemy, right after the alarm clock.
3. You mainly drink coffee for the aesthetic because it rarely actually helps you stay awake.
4. You wonder why we don't have siestas, like those in Spain.
Just one more thing wrong with "the greatest country in the world."
5. Your idea of a perfect night is cuddling up in bed and falling asleep to Netflix.
6. If work is not done the night before, it sure as hell won't be done "early tomorrow morning," but we pretend like it will.
7. There are few places more beautiful than your bed.
Pictured: Some place not half as wondrous as your full-sized Tempur-Pedic. Or even your twin bed in your freshman dorm.
8. You like to live in comfy clothes, as it makes impromptu naps easier.
9. Homework is best done between long sleeping sessions.
"I'll just take a quick five-minute break..."
10. You need a long nap before embarking on your next excursion (i.e. party).
11. You tend to want to pass out around midnight and any activity after 2:00 A.M. is an absolute no-no.
12. Why are napping stations not a thing on campus when your room is literally on the other side of the state?
Someone start a petition to UD.
13. You may not be the life of the party, but you're definitely the... zzz...
14. ...zzz...
15. ....zzz...
Wait, did something happen? Was I supposed to be writing something?

































