You remember the first time you tried coffee and that is when you became obsessed with it. Or coffee and you became best friends whenever finals week came around. This one goes out to all my coffee lovers out there. You probably are drinking a cup right now as you read this.
1. From the moment you wake up, coffee is the first thing you think about
After you pee in the morning, you go straight the kitchen and make a pot.
2. Your friends and family are quite aware whenever you have not had your coffee yet
And they better run because you definitely woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
3. You will go out of your way to find a Starbucks
Even if that means you are late to where ever you are going. At least you will be in a better mood now!
4. You can't hold a conversation until you have had a cup of joe, because that is all you are thinking about
You see the person's mouth moving but not listening because all you are thinking about is coffee. Maybe we should try talking in an hour.
5. Your blood is basically coffee, taking the "expresso" route
You can feel the caffeine racing through your veins as you read this.
6. When finals rolls around, you have a closet full of coffee
Bring on the all nighters.
7. No matter what time it is, there is always a cup of coffee by your side
2:07 am, you bet there is a cup of coffee right beside you. If you are awake, you have your trusty sidekick by your side. Mighty Joe!
8. Coffee no longer has effect on you
You can literally drink three cups and once your head hits the pillow, you are sound asleep!
9. Coffee flavored ice cream or fro-yo is the best thing ever
I mean am I right? Two of your favor things combined into one magical thing!
10. You are picky about your coffee
You don't understand those people that buy cheap coffee. That's like people who buy cheap toilet paper, just no.
11. You will never give coffee up
No matter who tells you that "you drink too much coffee and it's bad for you" you won't care and continue living your care free coffee life.
