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11 Reasons Why We All Need A Minion

When was the last time you had something that could clean your house and shake their groove thing?

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We all know that minions were possibly the best things ever to come from Universal Pictures. They're adorable, lovable, and just the right amount of clueless keep you interested. They represent what we all want in our lives. They stay positive even when everything is going wrong and they are tremendously loyal to those they serve. Minions might live to serve super villains, but they do more than your typical henchmen…trust me. So here are 11 reasons why minions are the best and we each should have one.

1. They can liven up any day at the office

When was the last time you actually laughed in the office? Forget all those boring afternoons and stop trying to will the clock to move faster. Just join these guys at the water cooler and enjoy your afternoon for once.

2. They are not afraid to show true feelings

Minions will always love you, and unlike your stupid boyfriend, they aren't afraid to show it in public.

3. They are great housekeepers

Your busy schedule does not allow for the proper amount of time to do that deep cleaning so let Kevin take it over for a little while. He even looks good while doing it. #ShakeItKevin

4. They give honest feedback

You need someone in your corner to set you straight sometimes, and minions are just the things to do it! They'll support you till the end, but they aren't afraid to tell you when you're being ridiculous... (which we could all use).

5. They are into sports

Sports might not be for everyone, but one thing is for sure, there is nothing better than watching these guys attempt one of America's favorite pastimes.

6. They know how to party

Bust a move at the club with these guys by your side and you'll be the cat's pajamas for the rest of the night. (For all you youngsters, that means you'll be cool.)

7. They are big on nutrition

Don't EVER let anyone tell you ice cream is not a meal. Sit down with the minions and drink your dinner, judgment free.

8. They have skilled medical training

Sure, you might not get the treatment you needed, but just look at his accuracy.

9. They help you with social interactions

Who better to practice that pick-up line on? They'll even dress up like your dream date to really set the mood.

10. They don't care what you look like or how demanding you are

We all have those days, so be as demanding and un-groomed as you want, because they will still love you tomorrow.

11. They are always here for you

Through good times and bad ones they will always be there for you. Don't hesitate to ask for a hug or reassuring fist bump, because they live to serve, and we couldn't ask for anything else.

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