It’s that post exam relaxation with plenty of time to kick back and enjoy Christmas break until you remember that your mom and dad asked you to do the dishes, take out the trash, wash the dog, and vacuum the floor four separate times. So much like you did during exam week, you find any possible way to procrastinate being a responsible adult. But during the wonderful, blissful moments of procrastination, have you ever stopped to wonder how ridiculous Buzzfeed quizzes are? Regardless of their accuracy and exactitude, they are still a perfect means of avoiding responsibilities. So whether it be during exam week or at home when your family has asked you to perform manual labor, here are the best Buzzfeed quizzes to take to avoid the real world.
1. What Kind of Cereal Are You?
While I totally agree that your cereal choice says a lot about you, I’m not really sure why Buzzfeed picked me as a Special K Red Berries gal. I’m especially confused as to how Special K Red Berries means I’m intelligent, active, and have a healthy sense of skepticism, but I’ll take it
2. Which Emoji Are You?
I honestly didn’t even know that a lizard emoji existed.
3. We Know What Your 2017 Relationship Status Will Be Based On This 2017 Movie Test.
Buzzfeed says I will be in a relationship based on the fact that I want to see Beauty and the Beast, Saw:Legacy, Wonder Woman, and Pitch Perfect 3. If you asked my friends, they’d tell you differently about my love life, but I appreciate Buzzfeed for their positivity.
4. This Holiday Quiz Will Reveal You Celebrity Family.
My celebrity husband is Hugh Jackman because I picked a certain gingerbread house and I can’t say I’m upset with that. Victoria and David Beckham are my parents and my siblings are Taylor Swift and Zac Efron. I always knew I can from great talent.
5. Your Food Choices Will Reveal What Your Next Boyfriend Will Be Like.
After picking hotdogs, salmon, barbeque square ribs, brisket, steak, and Cajun fries, I should have seen it coming that my next boyfriend would be Lumber-sexual. The rugged outdoorsy type was clear after most of the foods I chose needed to be cooked in a smoker or on the grill. At least Buzzfeed says my next man will be strong, mature, and self-sufficient. I could use one of those.
6. These Six Questions Will Reveal What You Realized This Year.
Bringing this year of Kylie Jenner full circle, we realized a lot of crap in 2016. But after choosing which mug, sweater, and fire place I liked best, Buzzfeed believed that I have realized a lot this year. Now maybe in 2017, I can actualize them.
7. This Clothing Test Will Reveal If You’re an Introvert or Extrovert.
Buzzfeed thought I was a mild introvert. Very off.
8. Can We Guess What You Eat Your Chicken Fingers With?
They guessed “The Special Sauce,” Not too shabby, I’ll take the Polynesian sauce.
9. How Much of an Asshole Are You?
I’m average, but I could have told you that.
10. How Well Do You Really Know Your Dog Breeds?
I scored an 18/20 which means I’m “practically a dog.” But mixing up a Bernese Mountain Dog with a St. Bernard and a Chow-Chow with a Shibu Inu was an honest mistake.
11. Which Not Dead Game of Thrones Character Are You?
Not that we have that many to choose from, seeing as how George RR. Martin kills everyone you know and love, the options were limited. Which makes sense because I got “No one” and serve the many faced god. I desire nothing because I am no one. If you don’t watch Game of Thrones, I see how this could get confusing.