1. What was the first college did you get denied from?
2. Which child was your mother’s favorite?
3. What was your youngest brother’s favorite mom?
4. Where were you when Zayn left One Direction?
5. What memory have you continued to repress since your childhood?
6. Asking for a friend.
7. What’s your favorite Beyonce?
8. Rap all of Nicki Minaj’s verse in “Monster.”
9. You’ll get locked out of your account if you miss a beat.
10. On a scale of 1-10, how much has your degree disappointed your parents?
11. What percentage of your iTunes library is ironic?
12. Don’t lie.
    
13. What is your dog’s drag queen name?
14. What is your cat’s maiden name?
15. What’s your favorite Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson movie?
16. Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer?
17. Are you sure?
18. Have you seen them in the same room together?
19. What’s your favorite meme?
20. Ours is "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer."
21. How many junk emails are currently unread in your inbox?
22. How many of them are from us?
23. Really?
24. Sure, we’ll send you more!
25. How do you pronounce “.gif?”
26. Did you know you’re wrong?
27. How frequently do you drop your iPhone?
28. That’ll be $699 to replace it.
29. Sorry, it only comes in 8GB now. You can upgrade for $1099.
30. What color shirt were you wearing on your birthday?
31. Name every member of *NSYNC.
    
32. Are you a peasant who still uses a PC?
33. What was your best friend’s mother’s aunt’s third-cousin-thrice-removed’s fourth car?
34. Approximately how many potatoes have you purchased in your lifetime?
35. Don’t guess.
36. Favorite Guy Fieri catchphrase?
37. What’s your high score on Bubble Shooter?
38. Okay, what’s your least favorite Beyonce?
39. Finish this sentence: “First thing’s first…”
40. If you answer “I’m the realest,” you’ll be locked out of your account.
41. How many cooks could Tim Cook cook if Tim Cook could cook cooks?
42. How many times did you have to refresh that CAPTCHA code?
43. Don’t lie.
44. Is all the music on your iTunes library legal?
45. Don’t lie.
46. Did you drunk text your ex last night?
47. DON’T LIE.
48. Who do you predict to win Super Bowl XCLIVII?
49. Jokes! That’s not a real number.
50. The Cleveland Browns still won’t win, either.
51. Do you say toe-may-toe or toe-mah-toe?
52. Let’s call the whole thing off.
53. In your humble opinion, which “High School Musical” was Steve Jobs’s favorite?
54. Do you order chicken tenders at every restaurant?
55. Don’t lie.
56. We see your Apple Pay receipts.
    
57. How many of your peers’ yearbooks did you only write “HAGS” in?
58. Did you really mean it?
59. What’s your order?
60. No, not your Chipotle order, your 1D order.
61. Liam first? Really?
62. So...what do you bench?
63. Don’t lie.
64. Are you a socks in bed person or nah?
65. Was that subtweet about me?
66. Just tell the truth, Brenda. I can handle it.
67. Well you’re a bitch, Brenda!
68. Do you even know the Muffin Man?
69. Did you laugh at the number of this question?
70. Don’t lie.
71. Out of all 50 shades, what’s your favorite gray?
72. Least favorite?
73. Are you feeling 22?
74. Admit it, you only signed up for the Apple Music free trial to listen to Taylor Swift.
75. Did you hear the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore?
    
76. What’s the deal with airline food?
77. Leslie Knope or Liz Lemon?
78. Guess what I’m thinking.
79. Nope, you have to guess.
80. What are your feelings on the “How I Met Your Mother” finale?
81. When’s the best time to wear a striped sweater?
82. One with a collar?
83. Turtleneck?
84. What’s your favorite season?
85. What’s your favorite seasoning?
86. How many hours of sleep do you get on average?
87. Don’t lie.
88. Currently, what are your most used emojis?
89. What are your feelings on breakfast for dinner?
90. Did the barista spell your name correctly at Starbucks today?
91. What was your GPA in college?
92. Don’t lie.
    
93. Are you Claritin clear?
94. Did shawty really have them Apple Bottom jeans?
95. Boots with the fur?
96. Was the whole club looking at her?
97. How long did it take you to realize will.i.am is just William with some periods thrown in?
98. Don’t lie.
99. Have you finished selecting all your security questions?
100. Are you satisfied with your answers?
101. Don’t lie.

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