10 More WTF Am I Doing With My Life Dating Sims

10 More WTF Am I Doing With My Life Dating Sims

Have you ever wanted to date a famous person, anime girls, a printer, a video game character, or animals? Click for these dating sims and much more
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For those who don't know, dating sims are relationship simulation games. Generally, your objective is to talk to a character so that you can get to know them, romance them and eventually date them. There is also normally multiple characters to pick from, attraction/love meters, and time limits such as ___ amount of days/weeks to get a date. Some dating sims even have a money/job system so that you can give your dates gifts. Traditionally the setting for many of these games are high school but some take on a more fantasy focus and over time, these games have branched out quite a bit. There is quite a lot of imagination put in some of these games. So much imagination in fact that the game may take place in an alternate world or don't even have humans as the one you are trying to romance. The dating sim might have aliens, vampires, werewolves, animals, food, objects, or other options instead of humans. Heck, you might not even be a human main character either.

Anyways if you would like some unique dating sims to play, you have come to the right place.


1. Danny Devito Dating Sim

Daddy Devito Dating sim is a comedy dating sim in which you date Danny Devito. At a WWE match you can meet Trash man Danny who wants to suck dick. At the Park Danny needs your help because he is stuck in the play equipment. Theres not much more I can say about this game.

Daddy Devito Dating Sim


2. Yeti Dating Sim

In Yeti Scent you are a yeti looking for a mate. By smell you can find yourself another yeti to love. To romance her you can hunt animals to give her food, kill humans, and defeat the skeleton king

Yeti Scent


3. Aquatic Dating Sim

Benthic Love is an angler fish dating sim where you explore the bottom of the Ocean for a Mate. There are 5 different ending you can get. Also this game claims to be LGBT friendly and will teach you facts about the ocean along the way.

Benthic Love


4. Gun Dating Sim?

Gat Life: Boyfriend Bar is a strange gay dating sim where the men have guns for heads and mechanical dicks. There is three "people" that you can choose from.

Gat Life: Boyfriend Bar


5. Head In A Plant Pot Dating Sim

The Gods have decided that Earth will be destroyed because true love no longer exists. Evian, Goddess of love, wants to prove them wrong so she goes to Earth find love. However, the gods have made her leave here body behind so now she is just a head in a plant pot. While most of these are computer games, you will need a Playstation 2 to play this game as well as track down a "Tomak Save The Earth Love Story" disk.


6. Teen Boy & Giant Cricket Dating Sim...

In Lets Be In Love With Creatures, your goal is to win the heart of your human sized female cricket class mate. The game's site says that the game is fully voiced and has swimsuit scenes along with "sex appeal". Incase its not obvious, this game is very Japanese.

Lets Be In Love With Creatures


7. Pinter Dating sim

Japanese printer company, Brother international, released a dating sim in which you can romance one of their printers. While at high school, there is a new student who happens to be a printer and he likes to play sports. The game is in Japanese but a lot of browsers should be able to translate for you. However If you are translating the game, expect some bad translations.

Love You! Brother


8. Gender Bent Historical Figures

Do you like anime, girls dressed in revealing outfits, battle strategy games, and dating sims?!

Eiyuu Senki: The World Conquest is a gender bent anime/war game in which important figures in history are now female instead of male. In this game, the nations are all at war. Britannia wants to unite the world through friendship. The European Union also want the war to stop. Vinland, however benefits from the wars and the Eastern Island nation of Zipang can't seem to stay out of trouble. While this war rages on, a memoryless hero and hero Himiko of Yamatai meet and try to unite Zipang.

There is turn based battles, 120+ places to conquer, 70+ other characters to quest with, and dating sim elements. A few of these gender bent historical characters are; King Arthur and the knights, Rasputin, king Tut, Vlad the impaler, Billy the Kid, Christopher Columbus, Napoleon, Beethoven, Caesar, and Da Vinci.

There is a two different versions of this game. The original computer game is more adult oriented while the playstation 3 version has been cleaned up a bit. If you want anime porn, go for the computer game and if you want a lot of story along with dating sim options, then the playstation 3 version is for you. Make no mistake, the playstation 3 version has an M rating for blood, strong language, partial nudity, drug references, alcohol use, and sexual content but when compared to the original version, it has still been cleaned up quite a bit. However, the watered downness of the game won't be obvious to any people who haven't played the original. If you would like to play the original version, the computer game is in Japanese. There is a few patches to play the computer game in english, but the sex scenes are either not properly translated or not translated at all according to many people who have tried them.

There is also a sequel called Eiyuu Senki: Gold. But its only available as a computer game in Japanese. Much like the first one, there are some English patches for the game floating around the internet.


9. The Dating Sim That Actually Gives You A Massage

Mr Massagy is a game about a muscular Slender Man looking guy named Johnny who uses dating apps like Tinder and Grinder on his phone. You can swipe through people to pick a date. At the date, the game plays like a normally dating sim. Pick the right options and you will have a good date. After a good date, your ate will reward you with a massage via the vibrations of your controller. When your controller starts to vibrate, hold it to a play where you would like a massage.

Sounds normal enough right? Well your possible dates are; an anime body pillow, an space alien, a werewolf, a literal cow who might not even know that they are a cow, a online dater who is trying to catfish you, a ghost and one human. However there is DLC for this game, so you can add in other people to date and even new mini games to add in to Mr Massagy for new experiences to play though in the game.

Mr Massagy


10. Hello Neighbor Dating Sim

Hello Neighbor is a stealth horror game in which you move to a new neighborhood and break into your neighbor's house to either uncover some secrets and/or possibly save some people. However, he is a fast and sneaky man so it will be no easy task. The neighbor loves to set up bear traps around his house to trap you, throw glue at you to slow you down, and conner you in rooms, so that he can get you. The neighbor is programed to learn from what you do, so the longer you play in the game and the farther you get, the neighbor will get tougher to avoid. The game is still being made so not many people know the true story yet and what we do know is from playable demos.

However, either from it being a fun game or from youtubers and twitch streamers playing it on their channels, this game has become pretty popular over the past year. And because of its popularity, many knock off games and fan made games can be found around the internet. Surprisingly, one of these fan made games is a dating sim.

In the Hello Neighbor dating sim, you move into a new neighbor hood and break into the neighbor's house. Much like the normal game, you see a door that is both locked and boarded over so you collect a key and crowbar to get into the door for some reason. The neighbor finds you and instead of attacking you, if you answer a question correctly we will not only let you go but he will date you. There are three places that you can choose to go to for the first date; graveyard, cafe to get coffee, and going out for a romantic dinner. Depending on how the date goes, you will live a happy life with the neighbor but make one mistake and you will deal with the consequences. There is also two bonus endings which involve Shia Labeouf, John Cena, and Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town.

Say Hello To Neighbor Dating Sim

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25 Responses To Your Friend Who Doesn't Text Back

Omg thanks for responding so quickly...oh, wait.
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We all have that friend. That friend we love to death, but if we are sure of anything in this world, it’s that they will not respond to your text because they suck at texting. That moment when you see “Read 1:04 p.m.” and you’re like “and???? Helloooooooo!”

These are 25 responses for that dear friend.

1. Lol thanks for tagging me in that FB post, now text me tf back.


2. OMG, wait you met Chris Hemsworth and he’s professing his love to you??!! No? Okay, then you can def text me back.

3. Hey I’m coming to help you since you obviously broke your thumbs and can’t respond.

4. Lolol thanks for responding. I’ll just continue the conversation with myself. That’s cool.

5. Good chat.

6. Yeah I wouldn’t know how to respond either, pizza topping selection is a thought-provoking process. Take your time. Meditate on it.

7. The classic: ^^^^^^^^^


8. I hope you’re writing me the 8th Harry Potter novel.

9. That was a yes or no question. This isn’t difficult. You wouldn’t do well with ‘Sophie’s Choice.’

10. Omg, did you pass out from the excitement of getting a text from me? Totally understandable. Text me when you regain consciousness, love.

11. Omg what a witty and clever response. Nothing. So philosophical.

12. The only excuse I’ll accept is if you’re eating guac and don’t want to get it on your phone. Because avocados are life.

13. I love it when you do that adorable thing when you don’t text me back for hours. So cute.


14. Okay I’ll answer for you. Yes, you’re going out tonight. Glad we had this convo.

15. In the time it has taken you to respond, dinosaurs could have retaken the earth.

16. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

17. The dramatic but also very valid response: That’s what happens when you don’t respond for 30 minutes. People die.


18. I apologize for asking if you were coming to watch Bachelor, clearly the decision has caused you serious reflection on your priorities. I’m sorry to have caused you this existential crisis.

19. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. But like plz respond…

20. Your response time is longer than Ross and Rachel’s entire relationship. 10 seasons. You couldn’t text me back for 10 seasons?!!

21. Wait. You’re responding too fast. I can’t keep up. Hang on. Don’t respond so quickly. Jeez.

22. A subtle but perfectly placed gif. What will you go with? The classic eye roll perhaps or maybe a “you suck.”


23. Did you fall off a cliff? Wait, you don’t exercise. Pause your Netflix and respond b*tch.

24. Omg I WON THE LOTTERY. *responds* Lol now you respond…

25. And my personal favorite and go to, Did you text me and then decide to THROW YOUR PHONE ACROSS THE OCEAN?! Lol swim fast, I need an answer.

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Stop Feeling Guilty About Unfollowing People Who Are No Longer In Your Life

We need to stop defining ourselves by a double tap.

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The number of followers I have on my Instagram account keeps falling every day, and I couldn't be happier about it.

You're probably like, "Is she okay?" But here's the deal: I have told myself for so long that I couldn't and shouldn't unfollow people out of courtesy. But the truth of the matter is that there are plenty of people whose lives I really don't need to be keeping up with anymore. I don't see them. I don't talk to them.

So why do I need to be concerned with throwing them a double tap?

I believe in authenticity over pity. I try my best to keep my personal account pretty real. I don't need to keep seeing pictures of people who really have no impact on my life.

So that's why I like seeing my numbers go down. Because I know that the truth of the matter is that there are people whose lives I'm no longer making an impact on. They shouldn't be following me!

I'm not relevant to them anymore, so why should they feel like they need to keep tabs on me?

Yes, I'm aware that this all might seem a little harsh. But why live a life where you're wasting energy on people you know longer know or connect with? We manipulate social media to reflect the best parts of our lives.

I don't know what's REALLY going on with so many people I follow. The opposite is the same too. I'm not a huge fan of social media cleanses because I like to be in the know. So I'd rather do a purge than take a break.

I want to be in the know with people I care about and have an interest in, not with people who I think might be offended that they lost a follower.

That follower number is just that: a number. It doesn't define who you are. It doesn't reflect your best attributes. So why obsess over it?

It's not who you are and it's never who you will be.

Challenge yourself to let go. It's an exercise that will leave you with so much relief and I guarantee that you'll be proud that you took a step in being honest with yourself. That's the true test.

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