The 10 Types Of Guys You Meet In College
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The 10 Types Of Guys You Meet In College

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The 10 Types Of Guys You Meet In College

You're destined to meet all types of guys in college, in the library of course - hey Mom and Dad! Just kidding, in reality college exposes you to a lot of different types of boys. It's time to choose the best from the worst ladies and conquer the art that is teenage boys.

1. The pledge

The pledge boy wakes up at five in the morning to clean the frat house after a party he wasn't even let into. He swears he's "tight with the brothers" but it's just really, really crowded so he couldn't go in y'know? You can find him arguing at the door swearing he had a text to get in but "his phone died" - happens to the best of us.

2. The frat super-star

Sometimes we can't tell if you're on your way to Easter brunch or a house meeting, but we see you up on the frat stage and we respect it.

3. In-state boys

The in-state boys take the motto "you are where you come from" absolutely home (literally). These guys know absolutely everything within a ten mile radius of wherever you stand in town - it's all fun and games until you try to take a friendly outing to the Olive Garden and it turns into a tour of his elementary school and the town library.

4. High school star

Did he win a state championship in tenth grade? It's hard to tell if that's what the t shirt says underneath his varsity letterman jacket. The high school star never wants to grow up and when he's alone he wears the crown he won for prom king - I swear.

5. The overenthusiastic pregame host

The pregame host doesn't give a f*** about the RA, but will ask you six times in ten minutes if you're having a good time. They have some nice art work hung up in their dorm to make it look more *homey* - they want you to be comfortable after all!

6. The guy you swear you'll leave alone but always end up at their place

Self explanatory.

7. The dorm Dad

Need someone to cuddle with? Take care of you when you're sick? Drive you to the pharmacy? Hit up the dorm Dad - we all have one. You can hit up the dorm Dad whenever you need to because they won't be drinking. Occasionally the designated Dad will have a beer to deal with the stress of his misbehaved 18 year old children. We're thankful for you dorm Dad.

8. Boys whose number Is randomly in your phone

I don't know how or when I met you, but Jason if you're reading this: I'm probably sorry

9. The DJ

Having the aux at a party is actually a huge pleasure. But boy, i'm begging for you to play just ONE Enrique Iglesias song; I promise i'll check out your sound-cloud in return.

10. Your best friends

The guys you meet in college are no doubt going to become some of your best friends. They may encompass some, or all, of these traits but no matter what we love them!

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