Fantasy football is a huge part of my life. And when I say that I mean it. The owners in my league are one of a kind, and are truly dedicated to the game (and if you don’t believe me, check out @BaesatBayFFL on twitter). Throughout my years of playing the game, I’ve seen all sorts of players. In this article, we will go over the 10 types of fantasy football players that can be seen in every league.
1. The ESPN Analyst
This guy is present in every league, and makes it known that he knows what he is talking about. With a lot of cockiness, this guy is a self proclaimed football mastermind, who knows whats good for each team out there. TIP: Do not make trades with this man.
2. The Loyal Fan
Many people pity this person. This is the guy in your league that's way to loyal to his favorite team. So when it comes down to taking Antonio Brown at 1, he may have to think twice.
3. The Smart Drafter
This guy is rarely found, but when he is present in your league, it can be a real pain in the neck. This guy will draft him team in August, and literally make 0 trades. He will stay loyal to his decisions on draft day, and continue to piss off every owner in his league.
4. Mr. Injury Prone
I wouldn't wish this identity on my worst enemies. This is the guy who can have an amazing draft, prosperous waiver wire pickups, and strategic trades, yet get screwed over with season ending injuries. It happens to someone every year, so pray this isn't you.
5. The Cheap Guy
There's always one guy who has to complain. And for me, this guy wouldn't even chip in for the trophy. He’ll say something like, “I’ll pay at the end of the season if I don't win the league” (and he never wins). If you plan on having a cash reward for your league, make sure this guy is aware and onboard.
6. The Absurd Trader
This guy is out of his mind. He’ll hit you with a text saying something like, “Hey I’ll Trade you Eric Ebron for Aaron Rodgers?”. He has no idea what he is doing in the league, yet will somehow fines unreal trades. Do not satisfy the little mind of this owner.
7. The Quiet Megamind
This guy doesn't say a word of trash talk the entire year. He consistently puts up over 100 points every week, year after year. Good luck when it comes to playing this dude.
8. Mr. Commish
This guy takes fantasy to a whole new level. He is the commissioner of the league, and wants everyone to know it. In my own experiences, my commissioner is a guy who made a Twitter and Instagram account for our fantasy league, as well as creating accounts for his own team. Safe to say this guy has a little too much dedication.
9. The Auto-Drafter
If you want everyone in your league to hate you, be this dude. This guy doesn't show up for the draft year after year and has his team auto drafted, yet somehow makes a promising playoff run every year. This guy can be a real problem in your league.
10. The Trash Talker
This guy always seems to be good, and doesn't have a problem letting people know. He is relentless when it comes to telling people off. He loves having heated debates in the group chat every week, just to reassure himself inside that he is the best.
So, who are you? Do you embody 1 of them, or more? Regardless of how you play the game, Fantasy Football is an awesome way to compete with your boys (or girls), and watch the sport you love. All that matters is that you have fun. Go JETS!
