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10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch The Patriots In The Super Bowl

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10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch The Patriots In The Super Bowl
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1. Analyze a James Harden Defensive highlight video.


2. Discuss quarterback technique with the Cleveland Browns coaching staff.


3. Read the terms and conditions for my iPhone software update.


4. Watch Netflix, YouTube, or any other mobile streamed entertainment on a phone or tablet with T-Mobile service.



5. Order on Pay-Per-View, and then watch the full Soulja Boy v. Chris Brown Celebrity Boxing Match.


6. Follow the "Forgot my password" instructions, and then login and update my middle school Myspace profile.


7. Pay attention when Deandre Jordan is lined up to shoot free-throws in any basketball game ever.


8. Participate in the "YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED TO WIN A FREE IPAD!!!" survey pop-up until completion.


9. Watch an NFL Network documentary featuring Johnny Manziel and Ray Rice discussing a 2017 comeback.


10. Hold my breath whilst waiting for Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor to reach an agreement and schedule a fight.



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