10 Ways You Can Diagnose Yourself A Hopeless Coffee Addict
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10 Ways You Can Diagnose Yourself A Hopeless Coffee Addict

One cup, two cup, now stop counting, I know I have a problem.

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10 Ways You Can Diagnose Yourself A Hopeless Coffee Addict
Emilie Dayton

Sweet, Sweet Coffee. It's the nectar from the God's and nothing will ever come between you and your first love. At this point, you are wondering if they should just start a coffee IV already but that is probably not healthy. Here are 10 things that you can relate to if you are a coffee addict.

1. First of all, you love coffee and no one is ever going to change that, so step aside.


It would be a lie if you said you loved anything more than coffee. The bond that you two have is a strong, unbreakable one.

2. Remember earlier about the whole coffee IV thing? When is that going to happen?

Just keep that coffee on a constant drip and you will be good. Though science is probably going to keep this from actually happening, it's still something you would consider.

3. The coffee shakes are a real thing.


You may not be able to hold still, but sometimes if you are shaking, you know that it's working. That sweet caffeine running through your veins is like nothing else.

4. Has it been a bad day? Just have another cup of coffee.

Coffee is the only thing that is hiding your crazy and you have no idea how. So once the coffee stops, beware.

5. When you wake up in the morning and someone tries to talk to you.

It's hard to process anything, let alone words in the morning. If you want to talk, hand over the coffee.

6. That moment that you venture out and try a new coffee and you like it. But what's new? You don't discriminate coffee.

When coffee is everything, just getting it in your system is a victory. Plus, when you drink coffee 24/7, it's nice to mix it up a bit.

7. Whenever you hang out with people, you just want to go get coffee with them.

You know you've found your best friend when they want to go get coffee with you, no matter what time of day it is. So they are not surprised when the first words out of your mouth are "want to go get coffee?"

8. Your guilty pleasure in the fall is a PSL.

Hater gonna hate, but PSL's only come around once a year. So you are going to take full advantage of picking up one on the way to literally anywhere.

9. You feel like the world is at your fingertips when you've finally had a cup.

Those five tests that you have been putting off for a really long time? Perfect, time to pull an all-nighter.

10. Coffee is your happy place.

The world around you may seem hectic but when you get that cup of coffee in your hands, the world seems right. So here's to you coffee, you amazing creation.

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