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10 Reasons I'll Make A Terrible Wife Someday

Does it help if I promise to laugh at all your jokes?

Carli Henrotay
Apr 11, 2017
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10 Reasons I'll Make A Terrible Wife Someday
Carli Henrotay

Here’s my apology now, Mr. Husband….

1. I can’t cook to save my life

2. I hate when People steal my covers

2. Everything has a place & if it’s not in that place it’s lost

4. And I’ll automatically blame you when I can’t find it

5. My space is my space, please don’t mess it up

6. I hate sharing my bed

7. I hate making any sort of decision

8. Compromising usually isn’t my friend

9. I hate sharing my TV time

10. I'm really really bad at grocery shopping

I can’t promise to be a perfect stereotypical wife, but I do promise you this. I promise to be your best friend and partner in crime. I promise to love you till the end of time. I promise to always support you no matter what. And I promise to be the best me I can be.

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