Big Breasts! Women who have them hate them and women (some) who don't, want them. Sometimes they're great. You feel great and you look even better. They come in handy for some things (you can put stuff on top of them when you don't have a table). But having big breasts is really not all it's cracked up to be. The bigger the boobs the bigger the problems.
1. You always feel like the buttons on your shirt will pop.
And when it does, nobody tells you and you walk around around all day with a huge gap in your shirt.
2. Running is really not an option.
I really don’t think I can handle getting hit in the face by my breasts so if I’m ever running from something, let’s just hope that it’s not faster than me when I walk very briskly
I can’t wear half of my shirts to work because dress code calls for “No Excessive Cleavage” and my cleavage is excessive 95 percent of the time
4. Careful what you put near them.
My breasts have swallowed so many objects. I still haven’t found some of them…
5. They aren’t looking at your face, they’re looking at your boobs.
Yes, they are huge but staring at them isn’t helping, it’s just making me really uncomfortable.
6. Boob Sweat.
Need I say more?
7. Finding cute bras that are cheap is super hard.
I envy the girls that get to wear cute frilly bras while I’m over hear in my neutral colored grandma bra.
8. Bralettes are also not an option.
They are so pretty and delicate, I know. But they are not for us.
9. Bra tags will say they’re your size but they actually aren’t.
They’ll say double D, but actually, they’re barely a C cup.
10. Learning that they’ve gotten bigger is bad news.
Why would you want the problems you’re having with them to get BIGGER.
And I know not all women have such hard times and a lot of women would kill for big breasts, but I've had them since the 6th grade and I would happily give them to someone who wants them. If they get any bigger I may just chop them off.
