I grew up loving sports, and that's all thanks to my dad. Even though loving sports and having and abundance of sports knowledge does come with its perks, it also comes with a few problems.
1. People think I am watching the game to impress a boy.
Okay, first of all it is true that I believe my knowledge on the defensive strategies of the New England Patriots will land me a husband someday. But, that is not the reason I know it. I know it because it interests me. Surprising, right?
2. Your non-sports watching friends do not understand the importance of this game.
Ryan Gosling is at the bar shirtless right now? Yeah, sorry, it's game seven. I can't go. (Ryan gets it.)
3. Guys try to undermine your credibility by quizzing you on your favorite team
Take that bullsh*t elsewhere.
4. The only television character you have ever really felt a spiritual connection with is Jenny from "The League."
You go Jenny, I strive to be you every minute of every day.
5. People think you like sports because you're attracted to the players.
Like, obviously, I'd marry Sidney Crosby and have his athletically inclined babies, I'm not blind. But I have more important things to think about, such as how we are going to kill this penalty.
6. Not having anyone to celebrate with when you team does something good.
It really is the ultimate struggle when you're so excited about something, in this case your team making the playoffs, but no one you live with cares. So you end up feeling like Tom Brady.
7. Everyone assumes you don't understand what is going on so they try to explain it to you as if you are in kindergarten.
Really?
8. You get judged for celebrating in an "unladylike" manner
9. Being forced to pick from a horrid selection of pink or rhinestone team apparel
For some reason, the sports apparel industry thinks this is okay. Please share to spread awareness of this tragedy that is sweeping the nation.
10. Not knowing what to do once your team is done for the season.
This is possibly the most difficult concept we are forced to grasp. Yes, gentlemen, we sports ladies face post-season depression as well.
