First off, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Everybody loves Halloween, right? It is my favorite holiday at least and whether you're Trick-or- Treating or going to a frat party- do you, boo. However, there are always those stereotypical people you encounter every single year... I am sure you are one of these people. You can probably turn this list into a game of Bingo (or a drinking game if you're 21+) and the one to find them all is the Hallo-queen. Get it?
disclaimer: This is solely a joke and no disrespect is meant whatsoever. Have fun and do you!
1. Of course, the Playboy bunny.
Find one college girl who hasn't been a bunny at least once. You probably won't.
2. If a bunny is not nearby, a sexy cat or nurse is!
There are endless amounts of "sexy" outfits but we can't seem to get past the classics.
3. The annoying matching couple.
The couple of the year will be Harley Quinn and the Joker. No doubt about it. Spencers probably sold out of blue and red hair paint weeks ago.
4. You are going to find that one person who brags about being the one officially invited to the party too.
Yeah cool, you got the invite but I am about to be the party itself.
5. Someone will also be super sensitive and judge every costume there.
There are ALWAYS those people who find something wrong with your costume. They will probably tell you how morally inappropriate it was too. Annoying.
6. If you do not see 40 Donald Trumps walking around- it will be a miracle.
Mostly a miracle because just one Donald Trump running around is annoying enough. Hillary isn't much better though.
7. Who came up with those "This is My Costume" tee shirts anyways?
Just remember, this is your costume until next Halloween and do you really want your "Happy Halloween" Instagram post to be you in an orange tee shirt? I think not.
8. Cheapest, Most Classic, Unisex Costume Award goes to: Risky Business!
No pants and a comfy tee, could it get any better? Try finding another party where you are able to dress this comfy without judgement.
9. The one who takes Halloween for what is really supposed to be- scary.
Mean Girls really hit hard with the Halloween gifs.
10. The owner did not wear a costume, but the dog did and they look better anyways.
I'm not here to party, I am here to pet your dog.
Have fun this Halloween and be safe. Remember to always have a DD and to keep track of your drinks.
P.S. I am going to be super basic and be the first one on this list!
