College is this weird place where you’re having both the worst and best time of your life. I feel that since colleges are becoming way too strict on what you can and cannot say, we need some way to express how we feel without getting expelled. Who's better than the Kardashians to be the spokeswomen of our distress? So, here’s a list of reactions I make on at least a weekly basis as portrayed by the Kardashian sisters.
1. When the professor tells you about your midterm three days before it happens
Seriously, isn’t this what the syllabus is for?
2. When the professor starts complaining about failing grades and looks right at you after you just bombed your midterm
Throw hands, Dr. H.
3. When your 8 a.m. gets cancelled
Always a blessing.
4. When your parents ask what your new best friend is like
Shout out to you Marissa.
5. When your best friend skips class without telling you
Not cool bro. Not. Cool.
6. But then you skip class and forget to tell them
Please still love me.
7. When you're stuck next to the girl who talks about herself like she's the Queen of England
I will continue to sit here and not listen to a word you're saying as long as you need me to.
8. That one thing you did when you were drunk that no one will let you forget
It was one time!
9. When a frat boy starts talking to you at a party
So proud of you for smashing your head with a beer can and getting a Harry Potter cut on your forehead because of it. Now please leave.
10. When you wrote your final paper five hours before it was due and you get an A
Seriously though, I’ve been blessed.
11. When the semester ends and you finally have your grand mal of meltdowns
It's finally over.
Thank you, Kardashians, for always knowing how we feel.