If you've ever toured WT you may have noticed that the tour guides walk you around the long lines at the caf and towards a table loaded with delicacies catered by the best of Aramark. Â Sure, it's possible you may have been treated better on other University tours, but that's just because WT wants to immerse you in the daily life of a college student, right? Â WRONG! Â Behind the glamorous facade of crescent roll sandwiches, Dr. Pepper Punch and buff cookies lies truly hideous dishes that will scare even the gruffest of ag majors on campus.Â
The Tofu 'Vegan' Options
A few years back, WT received complaints about not offering enough Vegan options at the Caf. To appease the crying pleas of their students, the Caf whiffed up some truly memorable dishes, all of which included raw, cold tofu. From the gelatin like wobbles and the lumpy, moldy texture, this dish is certainly one to miss.
The Caf's 'Signature' Pizza
Pizza has always been a staple of a busy college student's diet. It's cheap, easy and delicious, surely the caf couldn't ruin this one, right? Wrong, again! Just take a quick look at the mushroom onion pizza and you'll be hightailing it back to your dorm shuddering, never looking at Pizza Hut box the same way again.
The Ant Infested Cereal Bar
Okay, there surely can't be a way to ruin brand cereal. Unfortunately, the Caf found away from turning your Frosted Flakes from 'They're Great!' to something you hate. Stumble over to cereal bar on the wrong day and you might catch a few unexpected visitors in your milk and cheerios. These ants are sure to add a bite to your breakfast delight, and maybe even make Cap'n Crunch even crunchier.
The Unsanitary Salad Bar
Maybe the options above didn't apply because you're avoid the freshman fifteen and just want some good leafy greens. You'll be horrified to find all of your fruits and veggies as brown as the Panhandle Plains. The food is stuffed into bins on day one of the semester, and then sits there seemingly until finals ends. Only the cottage cheese stays unaffected by sitting out through the wear and tear of the day, and that's because it's already rotten.
The Fish Tacos
How could anything get worse from what was listed above? Sadly, the above items don't even compare to these monstrosities. There's no telling where this fish comes from, in fact it's probably not even fish. The only indicator that this even is fish is the odorous stench emitting from the frankenstein creation on your plate. A decent tortilla might have had the chance to save a slight hinge of integrity from the fish's nastiness, sadly decent is not in the Caf's cookbook. The stale tortillas are about as bland a lecture in intermediate accounting, and it only serves to highlight the appalling presence of the fish it covers.