My dog is crazy, assertive, and completely extra but I love her! Here are a couple reasons why.
When I try to do my homework at home she is always there. She even puts her little paws on the keyboard and starts typing. If I try to take my laptop somewhere that is not in front of her, she gets wild. (Even when I try to watch an episode on Netflix before bed, she has to be in front of the screen, with her paws on the trackpad. Now if only I can get her to play "League" for me.)
No matter what I am doing, she is always lurking. She is always watching, always spying. I turn, and there she is. At times, I feel like I have a creep watching me with every move. Even when I believe she is napping, I check to catch a glimpse of her being peaceful and she will randomly be staring back at me, does not flinch, does not blink, she just stares into my soul. It is random and creepy, but cute most of all.
When she is not in front of my laptop, ready to hack the world, she insists on laying in front of me. There is no exception. She must have her way, if not, she barks and cries until she does. Her sass level is beyond measurable. Can you say "diva?"
Oh and when I pick her up to give her what she wants, she bites my fingers. She thinks my hand and her are in a cage fight or something similar, because she is fast to attack. If I want to pet her, she feels the need to have me prove I am worthy by defeating her. She will bite, and if I can tame her with gentle petting, then maybe she will allow me to do so. The majority of the time, though, she just ends up biting me multiple times, not that her bites hurt.
Here is a picture of her being wild and out of control. She bites everything she can. My stuffed animals are her number one target, however, I do not know how I can make it any clearer to her that my stuffed animals are not her toys. She has her very own cute toys, but, like a true diva, she wants what she can not have. This is a rare action shot of Lil B (named after the based god) attacking me when I tried to pet her.
Yes, she is wild, but the cutest. She is sweet, she gives me sugar when I am sad, reflecting on bad times. She cuddles up with me after a long day. She gives me her puppy dog face when she is concerned. She may be wild and chaotic and I may have jokingly said she needs to go to dog rehab, but I love her. I love her sass. I love her stubbornness. I love her little-wobbled walk and her head tilt she does when you call her name.
