Who Should Really Be Running For President
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Who Should Really Be Running For President

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No this is not an article trying to sway your vote or point out all the wrong doings of the candidates. I'm not going to sit here and spew hatred about the candidate I feel is not qualified enough. I'm simply here to list of whose face I would rather see blasted all over social media, billboards, magazines, TV's and more.

1. SpongeBob SquarePants

He's always smiling, uplifting, and positive! He wouldn't ever be able to tell us a lie either, he has the most guilty conscious of anyone & everyone. (Come on, do you not remember the episode about the clam & the pearl??)

2. Dwight Schrute

This man is filled with genius ideas! Okay maybe they're all terrible and dramatic but it would 100 percent be amusing.

3. Si Robertson

You could guarantee there would be a new national holiday that made everyone drink tea all day long.

4. My cat

Although I wouldn't put it past her for trying to take over the entire world while she's at it.

5. Ellen Degeneres

She would actually do this world a lot of good. And she's freakin hilarious.

6. Ben Gates (Nicolas Cage)

This man clearly knows more about our country than the average bear.

7. Marty Huggins

He already has an unbeatable slogan, "Bring your brooms cause it's a mess".

8. Taylor Swift

Think about it, we could have a song written about every country she thinks we should hate!

9. Minions

Nobody would be able to understand a word they're saying & our world might slowly turn into banana everything but hey why not.

10. Zac Efron

Because it would be nice to have someone decent to look at all the time.

11. Katniss Everdeen

Who would wanna start crap with us if she was president?! She NEVER loses.

12. Phil Dunphy

Everything that he says is truly inspiring.

13. Elle Woods

She's one determined woman who would never give up.

14. The Grinch

He might have his bad moments but his heart will always bring out the best of him (:

15. Morgan Freeman

Can you imagine hearing his voice all the time!? How awesome.

16. Johnny Bravo

There would never be another bad hair dang in America again.

17. The guy who doesn't know how to use his blinker.

At least someone could help him correct what he has been doing wrong his whole life.

18. Angelica Pickles

We need someone who isn't afraid to be slightly bossy.


Let's be honest. This article could go on for eternity so for the sake of time (& my issue with ending on even numbers) I'll stop here. However, I would love to hear some more ideas! Feel free to comment below who you would add to this list!

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