Society sometimes sucks. (Disclaimer: Sometimes it's great.) But as a young woman, society, in general, sorta sucks when it comes to feeling good about yourself. It's hard not to feel like you're supposed to feel bad eating ice cream and fries and then putting on a swimsuit. Just for the record, you're beautiful/handsome. Eat all the fries and ice cream you want. I love ice cream, fries and Nikes, and as much as I hate the thought of girls acting purely to get a guy thinking about them, I was curious as to what guys really are thinking... so I asked the five guys I live with.

First thing said...?

1. "Boobs." (duh) - B

2. "Daddy issues... haha, kidding." - C

3. "Did you add personality at least? That matters a little." - B

4. "I'd say smile; smile's important." - C

5. "Self sufficient. I'd be the man of the house, but if she's independent that's good." - E

6. "My woman has fur, four legs, whiskers and a tail" (while holding their cat)... - B

7. "Legs." - E

8. "Nice teeth." - J

9. "Smart is for sure one of them." - C

10. "They need to be good at basketball 'cause ball is life." - B

11. "They gotta cook." - B (Seconded by E and C.)

So, assumptions were correct. They say it's not that hard to impress them... I'd say that's half true. And I wish I had wise words to follow this list, but they're throwing cards at each other, hiding behind walls to scare each other, watching the Gronkowski Family Feud episode, and baby talking to their cat.

So, my wisdom level is low, but my gut's sore from laughing, and I'd tell any girl to date any of these guys (C's taken, for the record), so maybe I'd say, take this list with a grain of salt and don't judge a guy by how much of a guy he is.

I'm signing off because a card just hit me in the head, and I need to retaliate.