Humans are weird creatures, there really is no way around it. So here is a list of 20 things people do that sound crazy when you actually say them out loud.
1. Watching "The Bachelor/Bachelorette"
You are watching one person date dozens of other people all at the same time, but you probably tweeted about how "loyalty is key" or "cheaters are scum."
2. Social Media
We constantly are posting, tweeting, and putting pictures out on the internet for everyone to see but we would never actually say or show half of the stuff we put out there. Would you casually whip out a picture of you and your best friends on Halloween to show to an acquaintance? I think not. How about telling the guy behind you in line "I just really want to grow up to be a Target mom." No, they would think you were crazy.
3. 99% of song lyrics that we "just love"
Next time you hear your favorite song, imagine if someone actually said that to you. Got a body like a back road. Thanks?
4. Making completely irrelevant scenarios in your mind
There is 0% chance that it will happen, but you are prepared for a comeback just in case so you don't experience the issue above...
5. Swimming
You are submerging yourself in water with tons of other half naked people. Gross.
6. Turning down the music when you are looking for something.
If you don't do that, then you are a liar.
7. Walking around when you talk on the phone.
Walking doesn't, in fact, make the phone call any better.
8. Saying "Ope" when you walk into things.
This is a midwest thing, but seriously? It isn't even a word. What does that even mean???
9. Having a million songs on a playlist but only listening to eight
Literally, 8 songs played until you hate every single one of them.
10. Prefer one hand over the other
It is basic and totally uncontrollable but how did we wake up one day and think, "Well, I like this hand better than that one."
11. Drink an unbelievable amount of alcohol
Okay you know it makes you feel like trash the next day but we do it repeatedly anyway.
12. Cry
Seriously water just leaks out of our eyes when we are really sad, happy, or sometimes for no reason at all.
13. Pet animals
It's weird. Why do we repeatedly rub fluffy animals? No reason really
14. Sleep all day
It is really a small coma like we are just out for hours.
15. Wink
How did closing one eye at other people become smooth? Why are some people so good at it?
16. High-fives
We get excited so we slap hands with other people who are also excited.
17. Stalk people we've known our whole lives in social media
WHY DO WE CARE WHAT THEY POST? WE WERE PROBABLY THERE FOR IT.
18. Care too much about people we really have no ties to
Girls why do you care if Ryan Renolds and Blake Lively have a perfect marriage ever? That whole One Direction obsession? Boys, why are you SO sure that Connor McGregor is the coolest man ever? Have we had an actual conversation with any of these people?
19. Watching movies that we know the ending to
Titanic? The boat sinks guys. Old Yeller? Dies. C'mon guys
