Hello. My name is Kyle, and I’m interning over the summer at the Library of Orgasms located in Spain. You may have heard about this little adventure undertaken to prove to ladies the loud, over the top orgasms heard in porn videos are not the normal grunts in regular, everyday sex. Shockingly, over 70 percent of Spanish women believe those excessive grunts to be the norm. Furthermore, 52 percent of women have faked an orgasm while 23 percent have never successfully achieved an orgasm during sex. To help disrupt stereotypes, Bijoux Indiscrets, a sex toy company, has set up the library. It hopes to make women comfortable with their own orgasm sounds and prove to them other media has distorted and totalized the woman's individual orgasm.

Porn is a horrible guide for sex, and I advise to view it for your own pleasure and not for tips in the bedroom. I am interested and excited to help women prove their orgasms are natural and that they do not need to look toward external guides when it comes to having sex. Women can donate privately and then listen to the other orgasms given to the library. It is still looking for donations, so you can email me and set up an appointment.

I should also say while I am excited to help out women accept their natural sexual noises. I am looking forward to hearing groans and screams. Perhaps I could learn a few things for later in my sexual life. Some may even turn me on, and although the library is currently accepting only women, I hope they soon accept submissions from men. How do they expect to keep workers from becoming sexually aroused? Eventually, we will want to go into that recording booth, do the works, and then have our orgasm noises permanently stored for later posterities.

This is not an argument for rights; I’m just saying I’m most likely going to get aroused during the sessions. This could present a problem. Will I be productive if I’m aroused throughout the day? I read an article saying people who masturbate are less productive than others. Well, there can’t be any harm in trying, can there? If worse comes to worst, I can always look for another job. But I might as well give this a try. Send me an email if you want to sign up! We’d be happy to have you!